- Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition! #
- From one of my most respected names in EMS – Progress Isn’t Always Popular – JEMS.com: http://bit.ly/bEJ8j5 via @addthis – Dang.. read it #
- Currently reading http://www.cracked.com/article_18544_how-the-karate-kid-ruined-modern-world.html – A little blue.. but a good read #
- RT @FireDaily: FireDaily blog post First Due Blog Carnival 3rd Edition: Call for Submissions http://bit.ly/bUbM6F #
- Fishing while on duty at my FT job. It’s officially ok by the chief. My one perk. Worth it #
- RT @TherealJillK: @ckemtp – I’m serious. I would like to volunteer to wash birds. Any ideas? ^Tweeps?? #
- RT @OFD020 How @NWF is helping wildlife impacted by the Louisiana oil spill…and how you can help too! http://bit.ly/9YVUPI @TherealJillK #
- @jessmessick @OFD020 Yep
I get to take my medic SUV out to any of our centally located ponds and lakes and respond from the shoreline in reply to jessmessick # - RT @danhwright: @Ckemtp see if this link will work: http://bit.ly/aXGsx2 @TherealJillK #
- RT @danhwright: @Ckemtp or follow @oil_spill_2010 (@TherealJillK) #
- RT @vanand98: You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. -J. K. Rowling #quote #
- Transporting a Pt 2 a hosp in a bigger town 30mi away. We get in2 their town & a car in front of us starts shooting our bus w/bottle rockets #
- RT @emscapt28 @Ckemtp perfect example of why Braun should make a model with 50 cal in the grill standard. @tbernemtp I like this idea better #
- @ruralemtb I dunno. My patient became very inconsiderate & decided to crump on me. A basically ILS transfer ended up going ALS & gettin meds in reply to ruralemtb #
- @ssgjbroyles @emscapt28 My partner’s an E7 Ranger. He coulda in reply to ssgjbroyles #
- RT @ruralemtb just ran a volly #EMS call & had 2 call 4 ALS. Hope the PT is ok, they were in rough shape. ^Freakin Paragods.. Am I right?
# - @TherealJillK Very cool. Does heidi tweet? Why not? That’s no excuse! (I handles the conversation there, didja see that?) in reply to TherealJillK #
- @ssgjbroyles Rodger that
in reply to ssgjbroyles # - @ruralemtb Us ALS intercept medics are either loved or hated.. Sometimes both multiple times a day in reply to ruralemtb #
- RT @FiremanDaveHitt: @Ckemtp Holy shit ^Souther Wisconsin is not behaving itself tonight. Must be bad cheeze #
- @in_the_city why should this situation be any different that normal? in reply to in_the_city #
- @wvmedicgirl @ruralemtb Me thinks you feel my pain in reply to wvmedicgirl #
- @ruralemtb That’s not always the case with everyone though.. Even though I’m always nice. in reply to ruralemtb #
- @in_the_city Mysterious firework show goes off inside locked car. Police are baffled and amused in reply to in_the_city #
- @TherealJillK It’s hard to get the pronunciation down when speaking bird.. But the body language is easy (flap, flap, ruffle feathers) in reply to TherealJillK #
- RT @zollemsfire Listen to @theHappyMedic & @ckemtp talk about EMS 2.0, social media, and more on @FFNetcast #ems #fire http://bit.ly/90YyYM #
- @chebert13 Hey! Yer headed to Chi-town and I didn’t hear about this?? Um, Wtf? in reply to chebert13 #
- RT @scoolgirl101: @chebert13 what ya going to Chi city for?
Yea!? What? # - RT @piosmtraining: Social Media Policies Are A Best Practice For #Emergency Services http://bit.ly/bheM5A ^DK #
- RT @MsParamedic: new blog post: EMS on the Hill: travels: http://wp.me/pGU89-1J #
- @MsParamedic I wish I was!! I’m forwarding yer blog to someone important today in reply to MsParamedic #
- @MsParamedic No EEeek. Just them asking you to do for free what they’re getting paid to do in reply to MsParamedic #
- @aascharf I work on untangling “her” kinda stuff all the time.. Women… in reply to aascharf #
- RT @jag596 Its hard to believe my medic student when she’s eating a happy meal and playing with the toy too^What’s wrong with that? #IDoIt2 #
- @UKMedic999 http://tweetphoto.com/20936316 Excellent!! My #frumpydumple takeover is nearing completion! in reply to UKMedic999 #
- @gfriese @UKMedic999 It’s because of the vortex of knowledge coming from the laptop screen. It happens in reply to gfriese #
- @gfriese It’s my page. There’s a good analog there
I have written extensively about kneeling in poo #EMS in reply to gfriese # - RT @UKMedic999: New blog post: Call for submissions for May Edition of The Handover http://bit.ly/9bBv1V #
- RT @DukePowell Prediction: Gulf oil spill won’t be “catastrophic” & Obama Admin will take credit 4 saving the environment. An educated guess #
- RT @FireServiceBook: Peace Love & EMS http://bit.ly/c0iRYg ^cool #
- Help? I gotta get the wife somethin for our 1yr anniversary.. Any ideas out there? #
- RT @SexCigarsBooze: “Stay focused… give her my full attention… http://twitpic.com/1kr3wa #
- RT @AmboDriver @Ckemtp First anniversary is paper, isn’t it? How about concert tickets? ^Ooh. Good idea. Although airline tix.. NOLA? Vegas? #
- @theweirdoking Roses. Awesome. A definite Must. Hey, are you flooded down there? in reply to theweirdoking #
- RT @EMTGoose jewelry ^Anybody wanna contribute to the “Poor medic can’t afford something nice enuf 4 the woman who puts up with him fund?” #
- RT @EMTGoose: @Ckemtp I would if I could man, but I’m a broke EMT student… ^Get used to it
# - RT @FF_Eddie @Ckemtp well ya could always wrap “yourself” up & tell her u bought some Cialis so she can redeem anytime in 36hrs^That’s an RT #
- @un_ojo I agree completely in reply to un_ojo #
- RT @DukePowell: @Ckemtp 1st anniversary is paper. Get her a nice card and express your warmest personal regards. #
- @mack505 Good plan! Need a cheap spot and lotsa sunscreen for my red head in reply to mack505 #
- @DukePowell and sleep on the couch for 324 consecutive nights #
- Grillin brats and Zucchini and Wok’n up some potatos. Yay summer! #
- RT @mack505 God you’re making me feel old! ^Naw, that’s the arthritis #
- RT @Jeramedic: Ems talk with new friends @medicsbk @maparamedic and @squirrel325 and emily. #emsonthehill ^Me is jealous #
- RT @EngineMedic: I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I can read everything you’re saying. /via @funnyoneliners #
- @setla @theHappyMedic @MedicSBK @jeramedic @msparamedic Man! I have a special way you can pin em on too! in reply to setla #
- http://lifeunderthelights.com/2010/02/thank-you-ems-some-reasons-i-love-what-i-do/ – a post that was appropriate for EMS week #
- RT @Matthew1stAdv: RT @ckemtp Thank you EMS – Some reasons I love what I do http://bit.ly/a7h3vF ^Ty sir #
- RT @firefight96: Today is St. Florian: Patron of Firefighters. Say “Thank You” to Firefighters for their sacrifice and dedication today. #
- RT @AndyTheBeerman: What if Arizona were Quebec? http://ht.ly/1GSRD #
- @EMTGoose Thank ya Sir in reply to EMTGoose #
- RT @medicjml: Transporting a trached vent patient… 1+ hour transport. Where is @msparamedic when I need her! ^Remember “D. O. P. E. Df” #
- @McNellie926 An acronym 4 wht 2do when a vent has a prob: “tube Displacement, Obstruction, Pneumothrx, & Equip Fail” I add Df 4 Drive Fast in reply to McNellie926 #
- RT @aaronMmielke: #WordPress question: How to compile posts (excerpts) within a certain category onto a single page? ^2nd that #
- Who’s all planning to join me in # for the #Chigago #EMSweek Meetup? It’s on 5/16 and you really oughta be there. #
- RT @Jeramedic: @setla @thehappymedic @ukmedic999 @ckemtp @medicsbk kc jones of naemt is now wearing a EMS 2.0 pin #CoEMS ^Good on ya #
- @Jeramedic @setla @thehappymedic @ukmedic999 @medicsbk Tell the NAEMT I wanna talk with em too in reply to Jeramedic #
- RT @EMTGoose: @Ckemtp how do I get an EMS 2.0 pin? ^Talk to @thehappymedic and @MedicSBK #
- RT @shell1972: @Ckemtp @EMTGoose order them here http://bit.ly/d6PaF3 ^EMS 2.0 pins #
- http://medicscribe.com/2010/05/community/comment-page-1/#comment-9550 – Attention every EMS person out there. Go read this. Now #
- RE: @83145917 Well Mark, I gotta say you really tugged at my hear strings with this one. Beautifully written. I can’t … http://disq.us/dm280 #
- Go #BigMike! #americanidol Please vote for him. He is just plain ol awesome #
- Good Morning all! 0600 to 1800 on the ambo/engine/truck jump company. We’re strongly covering our South End.. How’s your South end today? #
- @leatherheadff Yes Sir! I’m covering the south end of the district. Why?? Whatcha think I mean? Oh yea, and I’m almost wearing pants in reply to leatherheadff #
- @in_the_city and just FULL of Sox fans.. Scrub.. I urge you.. Scrub! in reply to in_the_city #
- American Craft Beer Week will be here May 17-23! This coincides with EMS week.. Um.. #JustSayin #
- RT @MatthewBrowning: RT @KreinMD: Rye and barley products facilitate blood glucose and appetite regulation: Evidence .. http://bit.ly/bnC2At #
- RT @scoolgirl101: i’m a sox fan -_- (@in_the_city) I’m so sorry.. Is there a cure? #
- RT @leatherheadff Ck C’mon man! Everyone knows YOU DON’T NEED PANTS FOR THE VICTORY DANCE! ^Cuz Monkey’s better than Weeeasel! I.M Weasel! #
- RT @scoolgirl101: @Ckemtp temporary insanity via lots o booze. ^You and @leatherheadff are coming on the 16th? Right? @in_the_city #
- @murphquake Again and again, The Universe reminds us all of our strong communal connection to Pauley Schorr (is @thehappymedic related!?) in reply to murphquake #
- RT @murphquake A dude named “facial” tried to blow a big one in times square? Doesn’t he know we cleaned up 42nd Street? Silly terrorist #
- RT @gfriese: Spider dangled btw my face and computer monitor. Smashed it my bare hands. #IMightBeChuckNorris ^Is the dark afraid of you? #
- Ya know, even thought Justin Schorr (@thehappymedic) & Pauley Schorr (Shore?) May not be related.. I think that Twitter should decide they R #
- @leatherheadff It took me a 2nd.. But a guy’s gotta know something.. And I know me my cartoons in reply to leatherheadff #
- @scoolgirl101 @leatherheadff Plz to tell all yer friends??
in reply to scoolgirl101 # - @AmboDriver But that’s what makes it so funny
in reply to AmboDriver # - Ok so that kid who got tazed at the Phillies game? Yes. He deserved it. God job to the cop. #
- RT @JBL_EMS: G’Luck RT @setla Heading to LA to Pitch #CoEMS to TV/ Web Execs on Thursday #indiegogo http://bit.ly/97S0SF Cross your fingers! #
- @imagemedic That was the general consensus around my station as well. Bulldog the kid, break his neck? That’s fine. Taze a kid? Oooooh Bad! in reply to imagemedic #
- @imagemedic Exactly. I’ve been tazed b4. It. Effin. HURTS. However, immediately afterwards, I was fine. A Fx bone or baton wound is better? in reply to imagemedic #
- @imagemedic It is worse.. And woulda been inappropriate. Ever tried to spray someone you’re running towards? Bad mojo. It boomerangs in reply to imagemedic #
- @p_e_naylor @DrinkIrishDog @patrickjscott Hey! you guys wanna join me in Chicago on the 16th for the big #EMS #EMSweek celebration? in reply to p_e_naylor #
- @imagemedic I’ve been sprayed quite often (What?? I used to date before I was married. It’s norm right?) And spray sucks much longer in reply to imagemedic #
- Yes, that is a veritable CRAPLOAD of bacon. Yes, at the firehouse. Yes, Life = Good http://tweetphoto.com/21174395 #
- RT @KeithRBrown: Individuals who deliberately decide not to take offense lead happier, more productive lives. #
- @AmboDriver Yea.. It’s for BLTs. The veggies make it healthy. I wanna make a Bacon Explosion.. Youtube it. in reply to AmboDriver #
- @AmboDriver sweet! It’s coming soon to my neighborhood’s annual bbq competition in reply to AmboDriver #
- @AmboDriver But of course. This close to WI it’s required by law. Also for there to be #beer in reply to AmboDriver #
- Makin their waaaaaaaaaaay.. The only WAY they know how! #
- RT @FireCritic: Submarine Base Firefighters http://bit.ly/azhjed #
- RT @simonmainwaring Do ya think we’ll ever use virtual currency interchangeably with real? ^we kinda already do. How much cash ya got on ya? #
- @adriandb CTD? Oooh! A new acronym? I thought I knew em all in reply to adriandb #
- @adriandb Duh. I knew that
same as FTD in reply to adriandb # - RT @ckemtp To Kneel or not to Kneel http://bit.ly/b28JiT #
- RT @TherealJillK: @ckemtp – on no. Big Mike’s in the bottom two! ^I know! K-rap… Vote #BigMike !! #
- @setla you know I’m sending all the positive vibes I can muster in reply to setla #
- RT @FireCap5: @Ckemtp @theHappyMedic New blogger http://leatherheadff.blogspot.com/ Check it out! #
- RT @tinastullracing thought: I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross the road w/o having their motives ?’d via @sonsofjohnburns #
- @centerlearn Thanks for the follow! And great job picking @gfriese to work there. I can’t wait to see what the future holds #
- RT @myrtlife: @EMTophelia Dick pudding? Sounds pretty weird. Lol ^ #Frumpydumple pudding. It sounds normal that way #
- @Harwetopa I dunno. Hey @ukmedic999 @mrs999 @insomniacmedic @mrsinsomniacmed @FutureHEMSDoc @Reynolds Is “spotted dick” aka “dick pudding”? in reply to Harwetopa #
- I need to figure out a prize to give someone from my website. Any ideas? #
- @FireMom That’s a good idea. But my budget is negative. She had an awesome idea in a comment. I’m thinking of elevating her idea into a post in reply to FireMom #
- @murphquake I am indeed working on LUTL patches and shirts. For you? Pearls in reply to murphquake #
- @murphquake I’m trying to enhance my income.. Er.. Um.. Marketing.. No.. Um.. My workload
in reply to murphquake # - RT @shell1972: @Ckemtp patches, cap, autographed pic ^of me? Um.. Shell, you’ve seen me. You know I’m a funny lookin guy
who’d want that? # - @PGSilva We’re past Cinco de Mayo.. So is a Sombrero appropriate? in reply to PGSilva #
- @PGSilva That.. And my guy is slooooowwww and might not be returning calls.. Hmmm in reply to PGSilva #
- RT @SteveWhitehead: My EMS #FF recommendation is for a twitter-addicted musical paramedic with a heart as big as they come @MsParamedic #
- @FiremanDaveHitt First off.. You ok? Second off.. Let the ball busting commence in reply to FiremanDaveHitt #
- @PGSilva So even though I speak Spanish and love me my churros I’d be in trouble? in reply to PGSilva #
- @PGSilva Nope.. He just kinda lays there in reply to PGSilva #
- @shell1972 an autographed pic of me, huh? Well if I can find a heavy-duty camera that won’t break maybe I will in reply to shell1972 #
- @PGSilva I’m a licensed paramedic in Costa Rica. If this blogger thing ever gets lucrative, I’m moving there and starting EMS 2.0: Baywatch in reply to PGSilva #
- @scoolgirl101 Me gusta mucho tambien in reply to scoolgirl101 #
- @FiremanDaveHitt Good! So.. Sally.. Was the ride too bumpy for ya? in reply to FiremanDaveHitt #
- @shell1972 Give it time. It creeps along like a virus. It should be losing flash first #
- I wanna make a first response vehicle outta a Delorian #
- RT @mrteacher: Embarassed a girl when she realized I saw her reading a Cosmo article during class about enhancing her g-spot. #
- RT @ruralemtb: RT @davidkonig: New Post: EMS Blog Rounds Edition 36 http://bit.ly/bF1WLB #
- RT @SexCigarsBooze: How do you know it’s going to be a good day? http://twitpic.com/1lrjl4 ^Looks like :/ to me #
- @PGSilva I worked on starting an EMS system there for a while but it fell flat. Always wanted to though in reply to PGSilva #
- RT @scoolgirl101: I’ll sponsor that! RT @Ckemtp I wanna make a first response vehicle outta a Delorian ^Is that a #Zoll flux capacitor? #
- @PGSilva I tried. It would have been perfect, actually.. But cest la vie in reply to PGSilva #
- @zollemsfire @scoolgirl101 Think of the save rates if ya could go back in time an hour or so on all codes. CPR not needed due to time travel in reply to zollemsfire #
- RT @leatherheadff: @zollemsfire @scoolgirl101 @Ckemtp, PhysioControl made one, but its currently under recall… lol ^2nd the LOL #
- @PGSilva I learned how by workin in Chicago in reply to PGSilva #
- @zollemsfire @scoolgirl101 @leatherheadff Good point. I actually want to be able to stop time.. But just for sleeping-in purposes in reply to zollemsfire #
- @PGSilva That’s a normal Monday for us.. The ones we can’t bust we send to Washington, DC. (Oh! He went there!) in reply to PGSilva #
- RT @FireMom: @ Stop, Drop & Blog: Turn, Turn, Turn http://bit.ly/dzNhSg #
- RT @jag596: @Ckemtp with a flux capasitor? 1.2 jiggawatts of siren / light power?
^Hells yea! # - @in_the_city I smell guest post in reply to in_the_city #
- I wanna make a LUTL branded mobile app. Any ideas on how to get it done? (@gfriese – Gazda Software @thehappymedic) #
- RT @jag596 Ck w/that, you could have the best on scene times EVER! Show up before that MI even begins!! Brillant!^It’s why I get the BIG $’s #
- @TonyOlivero Both. It’s gonna have functionality other than just being a feed reader. It’s for shift swapping in reply to TonyOlivero #
- RT @SexCigarsBooze: Decisions » http://twitpic.com/1lses1 ^I choose the Left #
- @TonyOlivero the feed would be the “ads” of such that would support the app. in reply to TonyOlivero #
- RT @in_the_city might be a video somewhere… http://tweetphoto.com/21418946 http://tweetphoto.com/21418982 ^OMG so awesome I could crap! #
- @hoplessromantic I did civilization and um.. Now? I might look left, wistfully in reply to hoplessromantic #
- RT @Pheenyxfyre: @Ckemtp I. MUST. HAVE. ONE! @in_the_city #
- @in_the_city I might just love you. I’m not sure, but I might in reply to in_the_city #
- RT @SexCigarsBooze: Home is where you can poop for however long you desire. #
- I’m at the boy’s 6th B-day party with my lovely @ginakaiser (She’s a super Mommy) and the boy? Well he’s totally Rad #
- The three amigos
#HappyBirthdaySeth http://tweetphoto.com/21568587 # - @imagemedic @SexCigarsBooze @PGSilva The three year old can wait. My throne time is necessary in reply to imagemedic #
- RT @PubSafetyTG: Happy Birthday Seth! RT @Ckemtp: The three amigos
#HappyBirthdaySeth http://tweetphoto.com/21568587 ^Thanks Sam! # - RT @melph: sorry but no one can compete with Krusty and Side Show Mel’s version of Send in the clowns #dorothy ^2nd that #
- RT @tinastullracing: Twitter needs a sarcasm font!!!!! ^and strikethrough text #
- Hey! So.. I’m at an ER washing Drunk Frat Boy Puke offa my face.. How’s yer morning? #
- @Harwetopa what makes you so sure that I didn’t?? Blearrch in reply to Harwetopa #
- RT @baystateEMT: @Ckemtp just peachy. I love old ladies at 4 am ^Me too! I’m married, ya know #
- Def of “Chief Complaint”: The answer the Pt gives you when you ask them “what’s wrong”… My last Pt’s CC was “Bleeeeewaaaarrgggkh” #EMS #
- Actual sentence written in an EMS narrative: “Additional unit requested for lifting as Pt weighed upwards of 350lbs and was naked and wet” #
- So this morning I woke up Dog Tired, reeking of grain alcohol & vomit, with a headache that would kill mortal men. Party?? No.. Working #EMS #
- RT @Harwetopa: @Ckemtp Hangover by proxy? ^New Medal Diagnosis!! That and the Therapeudic Slap.. It releases epi naturally #
- @in_the_city Excellent. You comin? Bring friends in reply to in_the_city #
- RT @audreyj84: happy mother’s day to all the mom’s and gramma’s out there! #
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