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Ten (or so) things that you should try to do with every patient

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I am not a perfect medical provider. In fact I’m really only practicing prehospital medicine (Ha ha!) but there are a few things that I try to do with every patient to improve my care for them and improve their comfort level as I care for them. I can’t claim that I always remember to do these things, but I really try to. I think that you should too.

Here they are (in no particular order other than ZIP code):

  1. Always introduce yourself and your partner to the patients and their loved ones using your first name. I wouldn’t want some upstart guy in some uniform type thing just randomly poking at me. I think that it reduces patient anxiety when you properly introduce yourself to your patient. I say “Hi, I’m Chris and I’m a paramedic with F&B Ambulance Service and Taxi Squad. This is my partner Fuzzy McGee. What is your name Sir/Madame?”

     

  2. When you’re in the back transporting the patient after you’ve given them most of the care you were planning to give them, go over your assessment again. Ask the patient questions that get them to expand on their original answers. Challenge yourself to find anything that you may have missed. 
  3. Play a game with yourself. Try to have the patient diagnosed by the time that you get them to the ER. If you can’t figure it out, fire up the internet when you get back to quarters and look it up. You’ll learn a lot of good medical information by doing this. I have.

     

  4. Once you get the patient in the back of the ambulance if they’re not facing an immediate “Life-or-Death” crisis ask them “Is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable?” Maybe another pillow or moving the head of the cot up or down would help them. Do it if they ask.

     

  5. Try not to have the pillow stuffed under the patient’s shoulder blades. It makes it uncomfortable when they’re lying on the cot. Moving the pillow up from under their back and placing it under their heads makes them a lot happier. They won’t know to ask for it. Just do it.

     

  6. If you find a patient down with an isolated fracture or dislocation get pain meds in their system before you start splinting or packaging them. It does take a bit more time, but you’re not being very humane if you don’t.

     

  7. You are the patient’s advocate when you walk in to the imposing world of ER care. Your job is to present them to a medical system that is overworked and overtired. Stick up for them and make sure that the medical care providers that are following you learn about what is wrong with the patient before you throw him or her to the wolves… er, um, nurses. I mean nurses.

     

  8. Before you hand off your patient to the ER, ask them: “Is there anything that I haven’t addressed? Is there anything that you would like me to be sure and tell the ER about?”

     

  9. Explain to the the patient WHAT you are going to do and WHY you are going to do it.

     

  10. Approach EMS with a servant’s heart. No matter what some EMTs may think, we are here for the patients. It’s not the other way around.

     

By trying to do these things you’ll provide better patient care. I think that I’ve grown as an EMS professional by doing these things. I’ve also grown as a person by doing these things. Let me know how this works out for ya.

Firefighter Vs. Nursing Home – I can relate, can you?

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Yesterday morning when I came into work, the guys were laughing about something playing on one of their cell phones. Being that I work with some um, “colorful personalities”, it literally could have been anything playing on that little screen and heck yea I was interested in seeing what it was they were busting a gut over.

The video, surprisingly related to EMS for that setting, was one of those videos made with the lego characters entitled “Firefighter Vs. Nursing Home” and I immediately related to it. The setting is supposed to be a nursing home, the “firefighter” in the video is supposed to be a paramedic or EMT, and it’s as funny as it is sad. It’s funny because you hear the “nurse” talking in the video and she’s saying things that you’ve heard from every nursing home you’ve ever been in. I mean, this could have been the “nursing” home up the street from me, or one of the myriad up the street from me in my other job, or any one of the ones in any place I’ve ever worked.

Let me know if you’ve heard these phrases:

“I just came on shift”, “She’s not my patient”, “She’s altered”, “I don’t know her history”.

If you’ve been in EMS for like, 5 minutes and have been to ONE “Nursing Home”, you’ve heard these phrases. It’s like there’s a nursing home handbook that every person that works in one has to read to get the phrases that they’re supposed to use with EMS providers… Really it’s uncanny how similar this is to hundreds of interactions I’ve had with nursing home staff.

I’ve embedded the video below here… and I have to put some warnings on here. First of all: There is some blue language, including a few utterances of the grand poobah of swear words. There’s also a reference or two to an “adult situation”, and obviously the person who made this (and I don’t know who it was, it was not me) was expressing huge amounts of frustration with his or her own interactions with “nursing” home staff. So if you don’t want to hear swear words, sassy-talk, and a reference to an adult situation, don’t watch it.

Oh, if you’re a nursing home nurse, or a CNA, or anyone who has worked in a nursing home, or has a friend who’s worked in a nursing home, or has someone who might work in a nursing home that you might be friends with and you’re mad at me for putting this up there… here’s my stock reply:

“Not everyone who works in every nursing home is a bad person, it just seems that way sometimes”

“Some of y’all are actually almost human beings”

and…

“I sure would NOT want to do your job, I couldn’t… ever… so Thank God for you if you care and you’re good at what you do.”

Equipment Review: Scary Post Ahead

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This was one of my first posts. Since I’m attending an EMS conference, I figured it deserved a bump-up too. Good Luck!

Some of you have been telling me: “Chris, you’re a good paramedic. You should be providing tips and tricks for EMS people so that they can use your hard-won wisdom to improve their patient care. Don’t spend your time ranting about things that bother you in the back of the truck and keep making feeble attempts to make people laugh. Write a serious article, darn it!!”

Actually, I’m really the only one that’s been telling me that, since this blog is only read by like, six people including my mother, fiancé, and my cat… but nonetheless I am going to attempt a serious piece regarding actual patient care issues. As such, I have identified piece of equipment that is carried on my ambulance and is most probably carried on every ambulance in the country. This particular piece of patient care equipment is rarely used, yet critical for patient care when needed. When this piece of equipment is called for, the patient needs it and needs it NOW. Yet, I’m sure that even the most experienced EMTs and Paramedics are struck with horror at the mere thought of its use.

I’m talking here about: The bedpan.

Yes, in my storied career I have been called upon to use a bedpan more often than I would have liked to. The situation is almost always the same, the patient is otherwise stable but the pressures of the bumpy ride on the human bowels are just too much for him or her during the prolonged transport time. Usually in complicated cases like these I prefer to bring along a nurse, since they are eminently more qualified to perform in these critical patient care scenarios. However, as is often the case in EMS, we are called upon to take care of any patient presentation in any patient population and must perform professionally in all situations. I have researched the use of this piece of patient equipment in numerous trade publications and critical care guides and have been struck with the lack of educational materials available for this critical patient care skill.

So, as any EMS writer would do when setting out to write a patient care article, I hit the streets to query other paramedics and EMTs on their secrets for the proper use of the bedpan. I began with the coworkers I have at my two ambulance jobs, one a private, not-for-profit city 911/Specialty Care Transport service and the other a Fire Department based service. Both of them work around 3000 calls per year and run at the ALS level. Here is a sampling of the responses I received:

Question: By a show of hands, how many of you have used a bedpan in the back of an ambulance??

Answer: I raised my hand.

Some of the people there wanted me to clarify the question, they wanted to know if I meant had THEY themselves personally used a bedpan in the back of an ambulance? One guy admitted to using a urinal in the back while transporting a patient. When badgered by the other providers, he clarified by saying that it “was a pretty long trip”. I offered that there have been some situations in my career where I have put the bedpan under a patient who absolutely HAD to go poopie during a trip to the hospital. However, and I just realized that this is the most blessed thing to ever happen to me ever, not one of them has ever been able to “go” with me hovering over them.

Of course, in EMS, I have been covered with every imaginable bodily fluid, including the unholy trinity of urine, vomit, and feces ALL AT THE SAME TIME. And I have plans to erect a statue to the person who came up with the idea of prehospital people administering Zofran (an anti-throw up medication). The other day I spent a few minutes starting a saline lock IV on a lady in her bed inside her apartment just so that I could give her that blessed medication. My fairly new EMT partner wanted to know why I did that, when I usually wait until we’re back in the truck. I let him know that I had been on the foot end of the stair chair going down the stairs before the golden-age of zofran had arrived.

Yes, us “experienced” EMS providers (read: old people who never got real jobs) will tell you that when you can’t let go of the end of the stair chair without letting your patient plummet down a full flight of stairs and the patient chooses THAT EXACT MOMENT to decide that they just *have* to throw up. You well, you just have to close your eyes, close your mouth, lower your face to cover your nostrils, and take it like a true professional. Been there, done that, cleaned the chicken and rice out of my ears with a q-tip. It’s moments like that when you reevaluate your commitment to the profession, and realize that it must be something other than the *interesting* amount of money that they pay you that keeps you coming to work every day. For me, it’s the amount of time that I get to spend typing up articles about bedpans and vomit in my ears… at least it is right now. Has anyone else ever thought that they had been ruined by EMS? I mean, I don’t think that I could ever do an office job. Years of EMS work has left me with the remarkable ability to begin to focus on something like a laser beam for 90minutes tops, then… Hey look!! A Bunny!!

Oh yea, bedpans. So you slide them under the patient and um… Pray that they’re positioned correctly. Wear correct BSI including a pair of gloves, a mask, goggles, and Vick’s Vapo-Rub under your nostrils. Of course, for us old timers, this is required even when you’re making your partner use the bedpan in the back while you drive (heh) Ever So Carefully to your destination. Tell your partner that they need the experience, tell them how professional they are being and tell them that they’re showing true compassion to the patient. Then go out and buy them an ice cream cone filled with Rocky Road. With any luck, you’ll get to eat that too when they suddenly become less than hungry.

In all seriousness, everyone poops. Never let your patient suffer when you can alleviate their suffering with a simple slide of the bedpan under their derriere. Of course, make sure that they REALLY have to go to lessen your risk of contaminating yourself with some really funky pathogens, and also to avoid ticking off the nurses’ lobby by taking their jobs.

Until next time…

 

Cat Puke Chicken

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Note: This is a repost. I’ve been a busy blogger and this post deserved a bump-up. Also, the “Fiance” in this post is now my lovely wife. Enjoy.

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The other day I got off shift at 8am and had to be to work at my other full-time job at 10am. Since both of the jobs that I work at are about a half hour from my house in opposite directions it worked out that I had about a half hour to go home, perform the personal hygiene ritual, change uniforms, and get on my way to work again. So I did that, got home, fed the cat, and got all prettied up as quickly as I could. Then, without warning, on my way out of the house I noticed it: A pile of cat puke on my rug.

Yes, I like cats. I have one. She’s a keeper, regardless of her regurgitation issues. I think that I’m more of a man because I love my fluffy-wuffy lil’ Kitty-Witty. So cat puke on my rug isn’t the horror of horrors to me that it might be to some people. In EMS, we tend to get puked on by humans more often than does the regular population and that fact may have further desensitized me to the violent act of emesis perpetrated on my rug by my mostly cute little kitty. However, I do like a clean house and the cat puke on my rug is an issue that normally warrants immediate action.

But of course, that’s not what happened. And for those of you in a spousal relationship with another human being you know exactly what I did. You guessed it, I left the cat puke on my carpet and went to work. For those of you who are not in a spousal relationship with another human you may not understand the thought process here. Yes, as I looked down at the cat puke on my otherwise (mostly) spotless rug the thought that it must be immediately cleaned up did in fact occur to me; but the other thought that occurred to me was: “I can leave and go to work and when I get home, my lovely fiancé will have cleaned this up for me. She’ll think that the cat puked on the rug *after* I went to work and I’ll get off scot free!”

And so that’s what I did. Yes, I *could* have taken the five or so minutes it would have taken to clean up the cat puke… but in my defense I’m a model employee and I need those extra five minutes of early arrival time at work to drink coffee and to tell everyone what a model employee I am. So if I would have cleaned it up I would have taken the risk of not being such a model employee. So you see, leaving the cat puke for my lovely, beautiful, and remarkably intelligent fiancé (who will probably read this, btw) to clean up was not something that I did because I’m lazy. It was something I did so I could continue to bring home the bacon for my family in the most productive manor possible.

That’s what I thought anyway, until I came home late that night after a hard day’s 10 hour shift off of a hard fought 24 hour shift spent saving lives and alleviating the suffering of the sick and injured and stepped in the same pile of cat puke on my carpet that I had courageously not cleaned up the morning before. True, she had put in a paltry 12 hour shift at the fire department practicing for the recliner racing 500 and had fed, bathed, and put our son to bed; but that didn’t stop my obviously well-earned righteous indignation to the pile of cat puke permeating my pile covered floor. She had decided (although she swears that she did not in fact see the pile of puke) that I should be the one to clean up the cat puke using some amount of flimsy logic that I have yet to understand.

So, to tie the above 646 words back into the title of the piece, “Cat Puke Chicken” is not the new special at your local Chinese Restaurant. It is the battle of wills that solidified between my fiancé and I as soon as my sock made contact with partially digested Kitty Kibble. We both subconsciously agreed to ignore the cat puke for as long as we could stand it in order to have the other person clean it up first. (See also: “Laundry Chicken”, “Last Sip of Milk in the Carton Chicken”, and “Couples’ Counseling”). This occurs a lot, unfortunately, in most relationships between other perfectly rational human beings. We know that we don’t like having cat puke on our carpeting; we obviously know that the cat puke should be cleaned up at the first available opportunity; and we also have continued doing the other things that we normally do to keep our houses from turning into slovenly hovels. In fact, while this has been going on I have cleaned numerous dishes, laundered, dried, and folded at least four loads of laundry, and have started (but not finished) three household improvement projects. I’m at least as good as a housekeeper as the next guy (Read: Not a good housekeeper) and I do indeed do my best to keep my family and myself from living in squalor.

So why, as two perfectly rational adults who um, chose to work in EMS, are we locked into this powerful battle of powerful wills? In a word: “politics”. Not the kind of politics that provide the revenue stream for the myriad of cable news networks, but the politics of household supremacy that truly affect our day to day lives. This isn’t Senator So-and-So bloviating about the fact that pork in the stimulus bill is in fact, not pork… it’s me and the woman that I love and want to spend the rest of my life with deciding who shall be the designated Cat-Puke-Cleaner-Upper!! Pulse pounding stuff here.

And as with everything else, this got me thinking about politics in EMS.

Say you’re in a service way far away from anywhere where I work and you have a small volunteer squad that covers the areas that your service is not jurisdictionally bound to cover. Sure, your service would be glad to come if they called you, but somewhere back in history when the powers that be drew the political boundaries they decided that your service was not responsible to respond to the pleas for help that come from that particular geographic area. Suppose that your service just happens to be a small ALS service with two paramedic ambulances and a BLS ambulance on duty 24/7 and the other service was a BLS squad with volunteers coming from home and/or work. These volunteers are dedicated, caring individuals that want to do the best that they can for their friends and neighbors but work in a system where when a call for service comes out it takes about 20 to 25 minutes for the system to get an ambulance to the patient’s side. Say also that the service that you work for has your three ambulances and paramedics about 6 miles from their patients staffed and on duty but you can’t respond because the political system is such that you would be in trouble if you did so.

You may also relate to having that coworker in your EMS or Fire service that just isn’t up to par. They may be a basically qualified EMS provider through the state licensing body, but you still would cringe at the thought of that person responding to take care of anyone in your group of family or friends. They’re a provider that just doesn’t get it. Their care is substandard, their attitude is poor, and you can’t help but feel that the patients being “cared” for by this individual or crew aren’t getting the best medical care possible from your service. You’d want to say something, and normally would, but you’d become an outcast in your agency and would be looked down upon for blowing the whistle. Besides, even if you did the service is short handed and your management wouldn’t fix the problem anyhow because they need to staff the trucks.

Or maybe you can see that EMS in general is underfunded, underappreciated, and undereducated and you can’t shake the feeling that something has to be done to improve patient care industry-wide. You feel powerless to do so, but you’re angered every time you see a representation of bumbling ambulance drivers on TV, or see the local news completely mishandle a news story involving EMS, or especially when you look at your paltry pay check.

In all of the above cases, you’ve got cat puke on your rug and you’re hoping that somebody else is going to clean it up.

As EMS professionals, we know that there are myriad little political games that play out in each and every little jurisdiction a
cross the map. This service may not call this service for mutual aid because someone’s brother once stole a pumpkin from one of the other service member’s brother’s pumpkin patch. “Jim” may not provide good care, but you let it slide because he’s popular with the other crews. Sure, the local fire department gets a kajillion dollars more in funding than your EMS service does and runs like a tenth of the calls that you do, but that’s just the way it’s always been, right?

We need to step up as a profession and clean the cat puke from our carpet. Ignore the politics. Ignore the personal hurt feelings and the power plays. EMS is about the patient. It isn’t about you, or me, or that person down there. We exist solely to save lives and alleviate suffering in the people that we serve in the best possible way that we can. Nothing else matters more than that. So if you can see that cat puke on your rug, and I’m absolutely positive that you know exactly what I’m talking about no matter where you are, you probably have better things to do than be playing chicken. We all need to stand up and say that we are the Cat-Puke-Cleaner-Uppers and that quality EMS is our responsibility, no matter what little political games of chicken are going on. Our patients deserve nothing less.

(Fiance’s note: As of press time, the pile of cat puke on Chris’s floor is still intact solidifying into the fibers of the carpet)

 

Expanding Our Career Options – Non-Traditional EMS Jobs

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In my decade or so working in EMS, I’ve had the chance to ply my paramedic skills in more places than the back of an ambulance. I’ve been employed as an ER technician, which is of course the usual suspect for a paramedic looking to move their career options from more than just “The back of the truck” and “the front of the truck”, I’ve been employed as a security guard *slash* paramedic for a hospital chain that ran an ambulance service using their security department, and I’ve worked as a paramedic in an urgent care clinic. I think that EMTs and paramedics can and should expand their career options and that to do so, we’ve got to take a few collective steps.

The professional knowledge, skills, and abilities held by a paramedic combined with the unique personal characteristics of successful EMS people makes our profession a valuable resource to a wide variety of potential employers. These employers, beyond the traditional ambulance services, fire departments, and emergency healthcare providers, stand to benefit greatly from opening their hiring processes to paramedics, as does our profession and the general public. Imagine one day that you’ll type in the word “Paramedic” into your favorite job search engine and have more options available to you than you’ve ever thought possible. Imagine that one day when you’ve progressed to a point in your career where the prospect of getting up at all hours of the day and night no longer sounds like a good idea you would be able to get a job that is a better fit to your personality and your unique set of side skills. I say that our ability to improvise, to think quickly on our feet, and to make solid decisions based upon our knowledge base and experiences in the face of limited and evolving information are useful to business in this day and age. 

At the urgent care clinic where I worked, there rarely was a call for my advanced life support skills. Rather we had the run-of-the mill cases that would come into the clinic for immediate-access primary care. My skills at patient history-taking, assessment, triage, and bandaging got a work-out. So did my skills in relating to patients on a personal level and interfacing with patients and their families across the demographic spectrum. I also learned how to prepare, acquire, and process various laboratory tests including point-of-care testing for common conditions and how to properly obtain and prepare samples for advanced labs. Surprisingly perhaps, I got a great deal more practice drawing-up, mixing, and administering medications more so than I ever have in the field. Working with the doctors greatly improved my skills as a diagnostician and has helped me immeasurably in my ambulance practice. (Yes, I said “my ambulance practice”) I highly recommend for both Urgent Care Clinics as well as for paramedics to explore this wonderful partnership. 

What that experience taught me is that I could “fit” into that job description as a paramedic, it also taught me that there was a learning curve in moving out of the ambulance arena and into a clinical one. In my secret squirrel job that I don’t put out here on the blog, I use my healthcare background as a statistician and data management guru of sorts to help make decisions for a large organization assisting a lot of smaller ones and dealing with a lot of people. There was a learning curve there too, but my experience as a paramedic with knowledge of the real-world of healthcare makes a huge difference and brings a lot to the table. Nurses have expanded into this role for quite a while, and a lot of organizations from Education to Public health employ nurses in a lot of capacities apart from their traditional role as a bedside caregiver. Paramedics and EMTs can and should do this as well.

Previously, I had envisioned a certification as a “Clinical Paramedic” to provide paramedics with the knowledge and skills required to function in a physician’s office setting. I still believe that having additional certifications that build upon our initial licensure and education is the way to go. Imagine that once you attain your initial paramedic education there would be multiple educational options for you to choose from that would lead to a wide variety of career paths. You could be a “Public Health” paramedic working in the inner city to improve health standards and access to care, you could be a “Clinical Paramedic” staffing a clinic, working in primary or specialty healthcare, or you could be some type of “Specialty Paramedic” working perhaps as a liaison with children with special healthcare needs for a community organization. The possibilities are literally endless if we dare to explore our options and trumpet our strengths as a profession to the masses.

In order to do this, we’ll have to fall back on the “We Need More Education” answer as well as exploring how our licensing bodies will have to modify our legal scope of practice to allow us to function in these roles. I’m afraid that we’ll have to fight to “own” our licenses like the nurses do (and AmboDriver, you could weigh in on this) but the fight will be worth it.

I’d love to hear from my readers about how they apply their EMS skills in a manner outside of our traditional role. This is a subject area where I believe our brethren in the volunteer part of our industry can assist us greatly in explaining how their EMS training helps them in their primary occupation. If you are an EMT, Paramedic, jump in and help move us forward. What would do as a medic and what would you like to be doing tomorrow?

“CPR Theatre” – Pediatric Deaths, resuscitations, and futility

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This post is a cooperative joint topic with two widely respected EMS bloggers, Steve Whitehead from Http://www.TheEMTspot.com and Greg Friese, from Http://www.EveryDayEMStips.com – Our topic is supposed to be on why it is that EMTs, Paramedics, and other healthcare providers will sometimes “go through the motions” and continue on with futile resuscitations with pediatric cardiac arrest victims. I’m sure that they will have very insightful posts on the topic, as they always do. Here’s my take.

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Can someone say “emotionally charged”?

One of the truths about where I’m sitting right now is that I’m chained to a lot of potential responsibility. Today, like a lot of days I’m one of two paramedics on-duty in my service area and the next call is mine. No matter what the next call is, it is my responsibility to get up and answer that call… without regard the horror that fate may be sending me to bear witness to and intervene in. All medics have to accept this inherent part of the job. One of the worst of those possibilities is that it may be a call that involves the significant injury or illness to, or even the death of a child.

Mention the possibility of a child’s death to even the most cynical and seasoned of healthcare providers and you will send a very cold chill down their spine. It’s just horrible. For me, the blessedly rare times that I’ve lost a child have been sentinel events in my life, things that are often thought of but rarely spoken of… almost always spoken of only to comfort the pain of a colleague experiencing the same thing. The loss or suffering of a child just burns into our souls and leaves an indelible scar that only someone who has experienced it can have true empathy for.

And I for one, wish that I didn’t have the empathy that I have for it.

Heaven forbid that I ever have to be one of the parents with pleading eyes at one of those tragic and traumatic scenes. I just can’t imagine what they go through when I’ve said “I’m Sorry”. I can’t imagine their pain, and frankly I don’t want to. As a parent myself the thought is blocked from my conscious mind and relegated only to the deepest recesses of my subconscious fears. Losing an adult patient is one thing, as we humans come to know that our lives are fragile and that our price of admission is to be removed from this existence. It’s a knowledge that we get as we progress through life and gain the experiences, both good and bad, that make us who we are and will become. However, the terrible thought that one could be ripped from us in their age of innocence is an affront to everything that almost everyone holds dear… and it’s more than a lot of us can bear to make the last decision of a child’s life. Instead, we try. We try hard and we keep trying. We hold out hope against thought and fight on, sometimes against futility.

But in my mind, I think I know why it is… because no healthcare person wants to be the person who looks into those pleading eyes and says “I’m sorry”. That decision takes an enormous emotional toll upon the parents and family, of course… but also upon the EMT or Paramedic. It’s ultimately easier on us as EMS people, we reason, to fight on. To race headlong into futility and hold out hope that someone else won’t have to say “I’m sorry”. At least we won’t have to.

There are probably psychological studies out there that I haven’t read that deal with the issue of whether “CPR Theatre” is harmful or helpful to the long-term well being of the surviving family.  These studies are probably well-researched. I took a class once that told me that it was better for family members to be in the resuscitation room inside of a hospital to witness the events as healthcare people try to save their loved ones… and I can understand that I guess. Perhaps it is better to witness that “everything possible was done” for your departed loved one. I don’t know.

As healthcare providers, it is our sworn duty to alleviate suffering as best we can using the tools at our disposal. I, like most of my colleagues, realize that the secondary and tertiary patients that we treat are the family members and their grief reactions to the tragic circumstances that resulted in their calling us. I am reasonably comfortable handling their grief reactions and sadness when an adult passes on scene but I am humbly inadequate to be of much comfort to a parent that has just lost their child no matter how I might try.

My guess that futile CPR theatre can be explained as being more for the parents and families of departed children than it is for the slight chance that we might have missed something. We make the effort in the name of showing to the family members that “everything possible” was indeed done, up to and including running their child lights and sirens to a hospital. I’ll even admit that in the back of the ambulance while I’ve done this, I’ve prayed right along with the family that just perhaps this once we would have a miracle. Never once has it happened.

Here’s a mea culpa for you, even though every time I’ve gone through the motions I’ve said it was for the family…  It may really have been for my own benefit as I’ve stated it could be above. I am a paramedic and I’ve seen my share of pain, but I don’t think that I can look a parent in the eyes and say “I’m sorry” ever again. I just don’t want to and as I write this, I can’t imagine that I could do that and then come back and look the guy in the mirror in the eyes without wondering if maybe this time would’ve been the miracle. I am probably selfish for this practice… but is that wrong?

From a completely actuarial perspective, no futile resuscitation should be performed due to safety concerns and the unnecessary costs involved. I agree that with adults, transporting cardiac arrest victims is probably deadly. I also understand that no ambulance should risk a lights-and-sirens trip to transport a body to the emergency room. However, I am not an actuary. In those cases I’m a witness to horrible emotional pain and I want someone else to be the one who says “I’m sorry”. It’s human nature, perhaps.

In my career, I have told parents “I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do” in cases where it was blatantly obvious that the child was long beyond hope of any intervention. I’ve done it more than once and I can see the places where I’ve done it in my mind to this day. Sometimes it’s completely obvious that there is indeed nothing that anyone can do. However, occasionally I have indeed known this and just done it anyway. Perhaps it’s completely subjective. Perhaps it was my level of experience and intuition that guided me at the times I’ve made the decision. I’ll tell you this, it certainly wasn’t a decision made from the pages of a textbook.

I don’t have the answers to this. But I do want to go home and hug my kid. My only advice to the EMS people out there is to realize that we’re all human, and that all you have to do is your best. Be compassionate, and use your best judgment. For that’s all we can ever do.

For more on this powerful topic for EMS, head over to Greg Friese’s page and also to Steve Whitehead’s page. You also may want to read “Splashed Sadness – A look at Negative Emotions in EMS” where I further explore the sad side of EMS and our reactions to it.

Thanking Those who REALLY Deserve it – Merry Christmas

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I originally meant to post this during Thanksgiving, but this season seems appropriate enough. I love Christmas. It’s my most favorite time of year. I love family, friends, cooking, and giving gifts. I love Christmas parties, I love the fellowship, and I love being kind to everyone and having them not look at me strangely… ok *as* strangely as they do other times of the year.

And also, I tell people “Merry Christmas”. I don’t say “Happy Holidays”, “Happy Winder Holiday”, or “My lawyer sez to tell you ‘good luck”. If someone responds with “Happy Chanukah”, or “Happy Kwanza”, or “Happy MishMash Shaloob” I’m not offended by it and I’m happy that they wished me the sentiment so there ya go.

Oh, and to my UK friends, Merry Frumpydumples to ye’

So what’s my Christmas post going to be? Well, it’s about thanking who’s really important to thank. As you all know, I’m a volunteer paramedic and firefighter as well as being a career paramedic and firefighter. This time of year in the small towns, it’s pretty common to have people stop by and offer up sweet treats and tell us “Thank you” for what we do for them. Let me make the blanket statement that I really appreciate it folks, even if my waist line and my pending diabetes doesn’t. However, I don’t think that I deserve your thanks.

I have always gotten more from my service to others than I could ever hope to give back to it. I love EMS and I love the Fire Department and I love helping people. I identify with it and I couldn’t imagine my life without it. Even after a solid decade of running my “Life Under the Lights” I can’t imagine doing anything else. I am rewarded a thousand times over by every smile I get, every person I comfort, and every person that I am privileged enough to come into contact with as a caregiver.

So who should the people that wish to thank us actually be thanking?

Well , first thank my wife for every time that I’ve had to get up and leave for a volunteer call in the middle of a family dinner. Thank my kid for every time that I’ve missed out on play time, or story time, or nap time because the pager called me away. Thank my family for all of the times that they’ve had to do without me because I was working mandatory overtime. Thank my wife too for all the nights she sleeps alone because I’m on a 24 and am sleeping at the station. Thank my friends for all the times that I’ve stood them up on plans because I’ve gotten stuck running calls. Thank everyone who cares that I spend time with them, because a lot of the time I could be doing that I’m off caring for everybody else.

Thank the same people for every volunteer or public safety person you know… because without the caring and understanding of the people that truly matter in life for us, we couldn’t be out there doing it for you. They’re the heroes here.

That, and one more thing. I was never in the Military and I probably should have been. This may not be much, but Thank You to all of our Military Men and Women out there serving for me and my family. I can’t write enough to say how much I deeply, and truly appreciate your sacrifice… but from the most humble part of my heart, Thank You for everything you do. The same thanks goes to your families and loved ones as well.

Merry Christmas, Every one.

Something I found in the Iowa State EMS Protocols

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I hold licensure in three states as well as my NREMT-P certification. This is partially because I work in both Illinois and Wisconsin but also because I used to work in Iowa and maintain my license as an Iowa EMT-Paramedic Specialist. I keep that license too. Since Iowa’s a National Registry state, it’s a simple matter of forwarding them my National recert paperwork to keep it up. Also, because I’m um… “Rather Opinionated” and one never knows when I’ll get ran out of a state with pitchforks and torches from the townsfolk, I need a backup plan.

Oh, and I like being called a “Specialist” in something. Cool, huh? I’m Special, it says so right here on this card I carry. “EMT-PS”

Today, my friend Google landed me on the web link for the new revision of the Iowa State EMS protocols (Revision Aug 2009) and I had the chance to study up on them. There’s some interesting things in there. You can find the link below.

While they aren’t as advanced as the EMS protocols that I function within in Wisconsin, there is something I found in there that I really like and want to bring to the attention of the EMS 2.0 crowd.

- From the Iowa State EMS Protocols – August 2009 Revision

APPENDIX D GUIDELINES FOR NEW PROTOCOL DEVELOPMENT A RATIONAL DECISION MAKING PROCESS*

(Also can be used to evaluate existing protocols) Making a decision to develop a new protocol or evaluate an existing one should be based on a rational process. Questions that should be asked and answered when considering a new drug therapy or procedure are as follows:
Key Questions for any New Protocol
1) Is the drug therapy or procedure medically indicated and safe?
2) Is it within the scope of practice for the provider?
3) How specifically will this protocol benefit patient care?
4) What specifically is needed to implement this protocol (education/training, medical director protocol development/authorization, equipment needs, etc.)?
5) How will this protocol impact operations?
6) What is the opinion of providers concerning this protocol?
7) Does the medical community support this protocol change?
8) What are all the costs versus benefits associated with implementation and maintenance?
9) What are the medical-legal implications?
10) What ongoing provider involvement such as skills maintenance and continuous quality improvement is necessary?
11) How will success be measured?

Rational Protocol Development Process to Make the Right Protocol Decision
1) Study the issue thoroughly
2) Identify key questions
3) Compare with goals
4) Assess fit with system
5) Cost benefit analysis
6) Identify measuring tools

Stakeholders in this process are recognized to include, but not be limited to:
2) Medical direction (on-line and off-line)
3) Educators/training programs
4) Regulators of policy and rules
5) Service directors
6) Service providers
7) Consumers
8) Third party payers

*Developed based upon discussion at the October 1998 meeting of the Quality Assurance, Standards, and Protocols subcommittee of the Iowa EMS Advisory Council; and on concepts from the article „When to Implement Clinical Protocol Change?’ From EMS Best Practices September 1998.

My understanding of the Iowa State EMS system is that they have mandatory state EMS protocols that all providers must adhere to. Each service may have a medical director, who may choose to use the state protocols at their base level, or may choose to add additional protocols for more advanced treatment. 

Huh… A state that says “This is the minimum standard we’ll hold you to. Now go make them better and report back to us” Then actually gives each individual paramedic and EMT the logical framework to evaluate ideas and make revisions and improvement? 

Also, and this is just HUGE. A state that posts the name and phone number of the State Director of EMS on the protocols… Know what? He actually answers his phone. I know, I’ve called him.

Bravo State of Iowa EMS. Bravo a lot.

Sunday Randomness – Some EMS Pet Peeves

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< Rant>

Call me old and cantankerous. Call me obsessive too, probably. After being in EMS for a while now, like over a decade or so, I’ve become somewhat set in my ways.

No, not to the point where I’m not keeping up with cutting edge medic stuff or to the point where I won’t try out new fast food joints… and heck, just today I even tried out a new way to clean the station bathroom using the hose and the truck brush.

You know that the “Wash and Wax” stuff we use to shine up the trucks works AWESOME on the porcelain goddess! I can see my reflection!

But I have definitely developed some Old Guy in EMS Pet-Peeves (or as you UK folks call them, “Frumpydumples” or something weird like that) and I just remembered that I have a blog that people come to read. Because of that, I think that I’m perfectly entitled to rant a bit on what my EMS pet-peeves are. It’s a beautiful thing, for me.

So, without further ado, in no particular order, here are some of Ckemtp’s all time EMS pet peeves.

#14245 Swearing in front of a (member of the public)

Look, there are days where I can spew forth a string of sassy talk that would make Popeye blush. I get it from my mother (She’s a saint). I also grew up in the country around farmers and got my start in a rural firehouse. I know how to swear with the best of em’ (“#$Q#$” See? There ya go). However….

IF YOU ARE AN ON-DUTY PUBLIC SAFETY PERSON DO FREAKING NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF A PATIENT, THEIR FAMILY, OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER!!!

It’s not cool. It’s not “Just how I talk” and I don’t have to get used to it. People don’t have to adjust to you. You’re a professional, you have to adjust to them. When you do this, it not only makes you look like an ignorant ass (ahem) but it also makes ME look like one by shaping public perception of our profession.

Call me what you want to. I don’t really care. It doesn’t matter matter if we’re with a patient, at a facility in front of staff, or out in public having lunch. You are representing everyone, every EMS and public safety person. Act like it.

Do this in front of me and expect correction, immediately, in front of the patient. (Yes, it’s that important). Swear in front of children and I might just have to hit you.

#3523 Encouraging the Refusal of Medical Assistance (RMA) before assessing and treating the patient

Hey, guess what… I understand that you’re tired. I understand that you’ve got better things to do today. I completely understand that you’re tired of running what you consider to be “BS” calls all day.

But you’re an EMS professional, right? You’re SUPPOSED to be sent to people who call 911. Yea, there… I said it. It’s your FREAKING JOB to assess everyone who calls you to the BEST OF YOUR ABILITY before you give them a professional recommendation about what they should do. If you ask a person “So do you want to go to the hospital or what!?” angrily before you even, like, feel for a radial pulse or get a pertinent history and physical exam you’re NOT DOING YOUR JOB. Most patients WANT you to give them a recommendation on what you think they should do. You’re an EMS professional, do just that.

If we told more people “Well, Ma’am/Sir I believe that what’s going on doesn’t really warrant an ambulance trip to the emergency room. I’ll be happy to take you if that’s what you want me to do, but perhaps you could get better care by taking a trip over to the (Insert Local Urgent Care Clinic Here) or by calling your personal physician and telling the receptionist that a paramedic/EMT told you that you should be seen today, or (Insert locally specific alternative treatment path here)” we could defer a lot of what you consider to be “BS” calls. Not everything is an emergency, but every patient deserves our professionalism, if not our respect. It’s our job and our duty to everyone. Yes, it really is. No, your argument doesn’t hold water with me. You don’t deserve to be so cynical.

Appropriately assess, treat, and make your decisions on behalf of every patient. Don’t put your personal feelings in there. It’s not ethical. No, it’s not. You want to be an EMS professional? Act like one and Earn It.

#7628 Not being EXTREMELY CAREFUL when handling the cot

Ok, this is a patient safety gripe. Have you ever dropped a patient while they’re on your cot? I have. I don’t consider it to be my fault other than the fact that I was responsible by being one of the two people holding the cot at the time. I’ve never forgotten the look of horror on each and every one of their 4 faces. I. Felt. Terrible. It haunted me for weeks. It still does. We’re supposed to protect our patients. To ‘First Do No Harm’ is somewhere in our extended code of ethics. If you’re dropping people on your cot, you’re doing harm.

If I see you absentmindedly wheeling the cot, I will stop the cot, watch you continue walking until you wrench your arm out of it’s socket, and then laugh under my breath. I will compel you to pay friggin’ attention to the cot and the patient before I move again. If you resume being absentminded, I will repeat.

If you don’t know basic physics, which will tell you that the center of gravity for flipping a cot is much smaller when the cot is travelling on from side to side rather than from front to back, then you shouldn’t handle a cot. Yes, the cot wheels rotate 360degrees but that does not mean that you can move the cot sideways. Move it in a straight line. When you need to turn you stop, rotate the cot on its axis, then move in a straight line again.  

Yes, I ended that paragraph with a period. There wasn’t any more to say about that. Know what else there isn’t much to say about? The fact that you WILL have BOTH hands on the cot when moving on anything less stable than a level hospital hallway. That’s the only time you can use that little handle on the front of the cot. If you’re on ANY other surface, it’s both hands on the cot.

Yes, that was another period. Trust me. I’m saving you years of torment and some lawsuits.

Alright. Today’s rant has gone on long enough. Thanks for reading! < /rant>

And yes, there will be more coming. I rant a lot. It’s one of the reasons I started blogging. Thank you for reading it.

Someone Failed… Is it the System? Everyday EMS Ethics

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A tempestuous night is blowing outside the station walls. The cold night air is stirred wildly, blowing splatterings of rain against the glass window of my bedroom. The wind howls through the trees conjuring up fantastic images of the disturbed environs of the world outside my bunk room. Having gone to bed early, I cannot remember the dreams I must have been having but judging from the fact that my sheets were in such disarray when I awoke, they must have not been pleasant.

I awoke to a familiar but unwelcome voice, the night shift dispatcher coming from my radio. He spoke of a seizure in the next town over. The local ambulance service from that jurisdiction was calling for a paramedic to intercept and assist them with their call. I was due, it was my turn to be ripped from the warmth of my bed and respond to their aid.

I pulled on my clothes and zipped up my shoes. Since whomever controls the seasons in my area has decided to outright skip Fall and move straight to Winter I pulled on a jacket as well. Stepping out into the night air I halfway expected there to be a late September frost on the ground. As I started my truck and keyed the address into my GPS I cranked up the heat to stop my shivering. Hopefully this wouldn’t be too challenging for me in my sleep deprived, freshly woken up state. Hopefully I can wake up enough to safely drive. I shook my head violently to clear the sleep from my bleary eyes and keyed up the mic:

“Dispatch, Medic 84 is enroute to intercept Anytown”

The night shift dispatcher answered me and I switched to Anytown’s frequency:

“Anytown, Medic 84 is enroute to your scene”

With the red lights flashing over my SUV I pointed out into the deserted city streets. Anytown was about ten miles away from my station over country roads. The address was a few miles into their city limits. Curiously, the address they called me to was just a few short minutes from Anytown Hospital and it was strange that the EMT-Intermediate volunteer service had called me to an address where they would usually just scoop and run ILS to the ER. I figured that this must be one of those “Seizures” where the patient seized because of the fact that their heart stopped. People will oftentimes have a seizure when their heart does something funky, like stop, and blood flow is slowed or stopped to their brain. An old paramedic instructor I had once put it this way “Brains need blood flow to be happy, stop the blood even for a second, and the brain gets pissed off”. Everything seemed to get pissed off to that guy. An MI causing arrythmia was a “Pissed off heart”. Diabetes was a pissed off pancreas. A drunk at the bar was pissed off at his liver and so forth.

I wondered what this patient had that was pissed off for her.

The roads were open but the night was pitch black. The wind was blowing my small SUV in all directions but straight. Thinking that this was probably a bad call, I pushed the gas as hard as I felt was prudent with the driving conditions. I didn’t meet any traffic to get in my way. Just as I was coming into their town, a familiar voice crackled over Anytown EMS’s frequency:

“Medic 84. We still need you to respond but you can slow it down to non-emergent. We’re short an “I” and it’s going to be you”.

Ohhhh, so they couldn’t staff the truck fully and responded using me to make their full crew. Now I understood. Anytown EMS is a good service with dedicated people, but sometimes even the best volunteer service needs a hand. That’s what mutual aid is for. We have an arrangement with them in such circumstances so that our intercepting paramedic can make up a full crew for them by partnering with one of their EMTs.

I turned off the lights and just cruised silently through their deserted town. Yes, I popped the lights on momentarily to get through a couple of stop lights, but who’s counting, right? Arriving on their scene the EMT came out to me and said:

“You don’t need to bring anything. This is her third ambulance ride in 24 hours. She spilled a glass of water and (a family member) called because she thought she was “having a seizure” and needed to go back to the hospital”

Oh, now I remember this address. I don’t even work for this town and I’ve been here like umpteen times this year. The patient is one of their frequent fliers. Every community has them. I swear, without our frequent fliers we’d be short like a thousand annual calls. Think of the sleep time I could get.

Climbing up into the ambulance, I met the patient for the umpteenth time this year. She was in no distress and this is where her part in the story ends. My question isn’t about her. Honestly, the question here could be about any frequent flier in any community that has an ambulance response.

Why do we have them? Why do they depend on us so much?

The patient in this example had been to the ER twice already in the previous twenty four hour period, both times being transported by EMS and both times being taken home in a private car by family. Both previous times she had called her General Practitioner physician and had been referred to the ER because she said the word “seizure”. I can hardly blame the GP for recommending she call 911 rather than phone triaging her and suggesting she come into the office. But remember, it’s not about her. I can think of probably ten patients right now that I would consider to be among my personal roster of repetitive patients (I only have ten fingers) and their use of the emergency healthcare system for management of their chronic complaints is staggering in comparison to the use of it by the general population. Last year, every shift for two months we would respond to the same gentleman’s house to wake him up by popping in an IV line and giving him some D-50. We got pretty tired of it, as you can imagine. Most people with diabetes manage their illness pretty well and only occasionally need the assistance of an ambulance crew. This guy chose to manage it by drinking hard alcohol. I swear that I wanted to just leave the IV in place so that I wouldn’t have to start one the next day.
We fixed it by refusing to treat him on scene and release him anymore. It is common practice in my area to “sweeten up” a comatose diabetic with low blood sugar by popping in an IV and giving IV sugar (D-50), or in milder cases, by giving them high-sugar foods and making them eat until they regain full mental faculties. Once they regain their senses, all but a few of these patients sign a refusal of treatment form and do not wish transport to the ER. However, for this patient, we would find him unresponsive, so we would pack him up, move him into the ambulance, start the line and sugar him up while enroute to the ER. Once we were transporting, he couldn’t refuse to go and would end up at the ER for hours. Finally, he started managing his diabetes better because it was more convenient than waiting at the busy, urban ER we would take him to (yes, it was the closest. I work in many different jurisdictions).

However, the above solution just passed our problem we were having with the ambulance response onto the already overburdened Emergency Room. Yes, it “solved” the problem by increasing the patient’s level of personal inconvenience (although we still go to this guy about once or twice a month), but at what cost?
Who or what is causing the failure for these people? Who or what is causing the failure for this whole patient population? Is it the system that fails to adequately educate them on how to properly care for themselves or cure their ailment? Or is it the patient who is unwilling, or incapable of caring for themselves?

For both of the above named patients, socialized medicine already exists for them. They’re wards of the state as far as healthcare is concerned. One of them owns a house, one of them is in a free, government subsidized apartment, one
is in one state, the other is in another. You and I pay for their healthcare and almost their every need.

Is this the system’s fault? Is it their fault? Who should pay for the failure?

I’m writing this after coming back into my bunkroom and finding my sheets and blankets twisted into a ball. Everyone else in the house is snoring because of the abrupt weather change. (and DDex, if you read this YOU FREAKING SNORE WORSE THAN NACHO!) Whatever dreams I was having before this call came out must have been strange.

Until the next…

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Update:

My blogger buddies Happy Medic and Medic999 took off from this post and wrote their point of view on their respective blogs. Here they are. Join the discussion.

Why I love this Job

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Because the owner of this brand new Escalade will ultimately be happy that I’m tearing it apart with the spreaders. (Yep, that’s Good Ol’ Ck on the tool)

EMS Trendsetters Conference 2009

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Are you an EMS Person? Are you involved in Emergency Medicine? Are you an EMT, a Paramedic, a Nurse, a Doctor, a “something medical”? Are you interested in high quality continuing education provided in a fun and cool environment by top quality, national speakers?

You are? I thought so. See, I know my audience pretty well I’d suspect.

Here’s the catch though. I’m plugging an EMS conference that’s being put on by a friend of mine. She’s started a company that provides low-cost CE training in a cool and interesting way for regional EMS people. This is her annual big conference, and there’s a ton of good speakers and educational offerings going on this year. Y’all should come.

But… it’s located in Kenosha County, Wisconsin. If you’re local, come on up! If you’re not, then fly in. The airlines need the money and I’ll promise a beer (a cheap one) to everyone from out of the area who shows up (yes, if you’re over 21 and not afraid to drink Schlitz)

Here’s the website of the conference: http://www.emstrendsetters.org/ – This conference is personally endorsed by Yours Truly, for whatever that means.

Come on out and support one of us doing something for all of us.

This conference is located near: Northern Illinois, Southern Wisconsin, Rockford, Chicago, Kenosha, Milwaukee, Woodstock, Crystal Lake, Fox Lake, Beloit, Janesville, Madison, Wisconsin, Illinois

Inside View: A conversation between my conscious and sub-conscious mind

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Conscious Mind (CM): “Hey SC (Sub-Conscious mind), I can’t really comprehend the horror of what I’m seeing here”

SC: “Well, whattaya want me to do about it?”

CM: “Oh, I dunno, usually you make light of things for me so it’s not so painful to look at… got any jokes?”

SC: “No man, not this time… I can’t make anything of it either…”

CM: “Ummm, not even a little? Can’t you make light of it at all? I mean, that’s how I deal with this stuff and don’t go all crazy on you… you give me dark humor to shield the horror and I stay reasonably sane, right?”

SC: “Naw, I got nothing… there’s no way to make light of that… It’s just too messy and awful”

CM: “You mean you’re going to let me wake up and roll out to this and you’re not going to give me any twisted humor so that I can at least, um, you know… joke about it and not throw up?”

SC: “Well, I don’t want to… cuz I hate when we throw up… howsabout I just give you a picture of a cute kitty cat playing with string and you can retreat into your own little world for a while… deal?”

CM: “Deal.”
Later that day…

Random Friend: “Hey CK, why are you so quiet today?”

Me: “Hehehehehehe! Look at the kitty cat! Meowmeowmeowmeow meowmeowmeowmeow! You can has cheezburger! Awww.”

The Handover is coming! The Handover is coming!

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Coming soon to Life Under the Lights, The Handover Blog Carnival!

Yes, Medic999 has convinced me to put my money where my mouth is and host an edition of the Famous EMS Blog Carnival. Hopefully I can live up to the heavy expectations of the readers and fill the big shoes of the bloggers who have hosted before me. The Handover is the biggest and best blog carnival featuring awesome bloggers from the world of the Emergency Medical Services and The Emergency Room (US) and Accident and Emergency Room (UK).

Yep, it’s an international EMS blog carnival featuring the best in Emergency Medical content from around the world. It is published monthly. There are Paramedics, EMTs, firefighters, Nurses, and Doctors that participate. If you haven’t read it before, you should. In fact, head on over to Medic999′s place – http://medicblog999.wordpress.com/ and check out this month’s edition. The theme for his edition is “My First Call” which promises to pull out the emotional, the macabre, and the flat out hilarious stories that we all share as members of this crazy profession we call EMS and Emergency Medicine.

Oh, and you’ve all been waiting for the announcement, so here it is…. The theme for my edition will be:

“Funniest. Call. Ever.”  The deadline for submissions is Monday, Sept 21st and it goes live on Friday 9/25.

Yes, that’s right. Pull out the best call you’ve ever had, the one that you tell in the coffee shop to other medics that still makes them wet themselves laughing or scratch their head wondering how we could ever make this stuff up. We can’t, and that’s what makes it so funny.

Can’t wait to see this month’s edition and I can’t wait to get started on the submissions for my edition next month. Stay Safe, everyone.

Oh, and in case you haven’t seen (and I hid it when I posted it) Here’s the story of my first that I submitted for this Month’s Handover:

http://proems.blogspot.com/2009/06/my-first.html

Still more Everyday EMS Ethics – Gkemtp(it) is born

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I’ve been on this kick lately for medical ethics in EMS. So, I’ve decided that “Everyday EMS Ethics” is going to be a featured area on my blog. I think that It’s annoying my wife Gkemtb who, by the way, is starting Paramedic school today and is now becoming Gkemtp(it). The (it) means, “in training”.

The unfortunate thing is that she’s now reading her paramedic textbook and she’s asking me ethical questions as she’s studying medical legal aspects of paramedicine. Tonight, she asked me this question:

Imagine you’re in the back of an ambulance with a patient on a long-distance transfer. During the transfer, the patient states to you: “I think that I’m ready for my life to end. I’ve had a good run and I’m just comfortable with the idea of the end of my life. If I die, don’t do anything to bring me back. I’m ready to go”.

 I said, “Well… it depends. Is the patient in his right mind?”, “How old is the patient?”, “is this a suicidal ideation? Or is this someone who might be getting ready to sign a DNR but hasn’t yet?”. She indicated that in her mind, it was an elderly person with a long medical history. If it was someone that was possibly mentally ill… the likelihood of which increases with decreasing age and better long-term prognosis, then I wouldn’t honor it just the same as you wouldn’t kill someone who asked you to kill them because they wanted to commit suicide. However, if it was, say, a long term brain cancer patient that had metastasized and was causing great pain… then it’s a different question. Ultimately, if I was the only person that the patient said it to, I would try to get them to say it in front of other witnesses. If that couldn’t happen, and the patient did in fact go into cardiac arrest… well then I would probably resuscitate them because I would never be able to prove that I acted in accordance with the patient’s wishes. But I wouldn’t like it. Please tell me what you would do, because heck, I don’t know…

The other thing she brought up was if I knew about the “Oath of Geneva” and um… I didn’t know about it.
A quick Google search brought it right up for me, so here it is:

Physician’s Oath

At the time of being admitted as a member of the medical profession:
  • I solemnly pledge myself to consecrate my life to the service of humanity;

  • I will give to my teachers the respect and gratitude which is their due;

  • I will practice my profession with conscience and dignity; the health of my patient will be my first consideration;

  • I will maintain by all the means in my power, the honor and the noble traditions of the medical profession; my colleagues will be my brothers;

  • I will not permit considerations of religion, nationality, race, party politics or social standing to intervene between my duty and my patient;

  • I will maintain the utmost respect for human life from the time of conception, even under threat, I will not use my medical knowledge contrary to the laws of humanity;

  • I make these promises solemnly, freely and upon my honor.
According to the article I read on it, which surprisingly wasn’t from Wikipedia this time, and is located at (http://www.cirp.org/library/ethics/geneva/) this oath was adopted by the World Medical Association (A group made up of National Medical Associations… well, read it yourself:

The World Medical Association is an association of national medical associations. This oath seems to be a response to the atrocities committed by doctors in Nazi Germany. Notably, this oath requires the physician to “not use [his] medical knowledge contrary to the laws of humanity.” This document was adopted by the World Medical Association only three months before the United Nations General Assembly adopted the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (1948) which provides for the security of the person.

Paramedics come from physicians. Therefore, I believe that we are to honor much of the same ethical standards as they are. Healthcare is an honorable profession. We have the obligation to carry it on that way.

Sorry about the serious posts lately guys J I’ll go back to posting about driving fast and kneeling in poo soon.


 

New Adventures

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This morning was a momentous event in the lives of my family.

Gkemtb (my wife) was a little teary-eyed, but there’s no photographic evidence that I was.

Today was our little boy’s first day of Kindergarten! (Which is the first year of school here in the states, for my international friends)

I don’t usually put up personal posts here, unless I’m ranting about something EMS related, but this was just too cute not to put up here. What a good kid I got. I’m so proud of the lil’ guy. He was all dressed up in his new school clothes, clutching his “Emergency!” backpack and lunchbox (no, not really, it was something else from the Land of Licensed Characters – *my* Johnny and Roy lunchbox is sitting up on my china cabinet in a place of honor) and he’s little enough that he darn near fell over backwards trying to take the big steps up onto the Big Yellow School Bus while carrying the backpack all stuffed with brand new school supplies.

Big steps indeed.

In related news, Gkemtb is starting Paramedic school on Thursday 8/27. So for the next year, I might refer to her as Gkemtp-it (GK-EMT-Paramedic in training). Last night she came up and had me compare her paramedic textbook to my old paramedic textbook. Hers is almost two inches thicker than mine was! It’s also inordinately heavy… I wonder if that’s because they packed more knowledge into it?

I’m going to be auditing the class and posting up my thoughts as a “seasoned” (read: old) paramedic looking at contemporary new paramedic training. It will be hard to keep my mouth shut, however Gina says that she has duct tape. (so did her instructors, oddly enough… I guess the fact that I’ve known them for years plays into this)

And no, she doesn’t get to bring Johnny and Roy for lunch either.

Some awesome stuff – with pictures

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First of all, a person named Jak B left a comment on my post “EMS 2.0 – A paramedic Dreams of Changing EMS”

In it, he explains some parts of the Irish EMS system, their levels of practitioner, and some of their educational levels. He also put up a link to the Irish “PreHospital Emergency Care Council” which has a lot of information about the Irish EMS system. Great information for a curious US Paramedic. I liked it. Here’s the link: Http://phecit.ie

Thanks Jak B, come back soon.

In addition to that, Gkemtb, my boy and I were driving today and saw an absolutely breathtaking wall cloud from a line of severe thunderstorms that rolled through our area. Sorry about the poor quality of the pics… I took them from my cell phone, but despite the resolution they’re still cool. There was a local police officer stopped taking pictures out there too and he told me he’d send me some of the pics that he took. I’ll post those if I get them.

Enjoy.



UK Healthcare – Could the UK medics give me some perspective here?

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You may not know this, unless you’ve read my blog once or twice, but I am a news and politics junkie. I try not to put it on the blog, but occasionally it creeps through. This is one of those posts.

I read a lot of different articles and opinions every day. You’ll find me on a lot of websites reading different opinions to try and get the full spectrum of ideas on issues.

Here it comes: I really like Glenn Beck. Gkemtb even said she first got interested in me because she thinks that I look like him. Really (and, well.. freaky too)

Could I get a UK medical provider’s perspective on the following transcript from the Glenn Beck show?

http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/196/28886/

This was an interview that he held with Daniel Hannan, one of your politicos. Glenn seems to like him and his ideas. I did too… but I’d like to see what you think over there.

Wow, that takes me back… A paramedic ruminates

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The other day I was up at the station having a conversation with one of our firefighters when she described a call where she found that “this guys legs were like, all messed up. They were like every which way and stuff. Gross”

Now while I have to give credit to great medical terminology where credit is due, I find it amazing how conversations like this can pull me into my own mental imagery. After ten short, well-paid, and relaxing years on the ambulance (ha!), I’ve got, well a few mental images stored up in the ol’ dusty recesses of my mind that pop randomly into the forefront of my mental picture show. I can’t turn them off. It’s completely random with what stimuli will trigger a vivid memory. One minute I’ll be walking up some stairs somewhere, and the next I’ll be mentally carrying someone down some staircase somewhere on a stairchair while the patient continuously pukes on me.

“It’s ok Ma’am”, I’d say. “People tend to puke on me. I get that a lot.”

So, after hearing this most eloquent firefighter describing her “all messed up legs” call, I found myself in the front seat of an ambulance.

This was some time ago, for some service I might have worked for somewhere. I was driving and New Medic partner was riding shotgun. He was describing his most recent fling while I was living vicariously through him describing his most recent fling. This was well before Gkemtb made my life Awesome, so it’s ok. We were headed to BigNun Hospital for a transfer.

“Dispatch to Ambo 74″ Crackled the radio. “Copy Code-3″

“Sweet!” I love getting called off of transfers. NM got out his trusty notepad to write down the address as the tones dropped out.

“dooooooo doooooooo” Went the tones. “Medic 74 respond Code 3 with Blueberry Hill fire. I-333 at the 34 and a half mile marker for the one vehicle roll-over. State police are advising to expedite”

“Cool!” I love trauma, always have. There isn’t a medic alive who doesn’t like good trauma. Sure it’s sad (see: Splashed Sadness) but nonetheless good, adrenaline pumping trauma gets the heart beating.

NM partner, however, being a New Medic Partner, acknowledged the call and said “Uh, Ck? I haven’t had a good trauma yet and I don’t know how I’m gonna do”

“I gotcha buddy, just follow my lead” I said as I flipped on the twinkles and woo-woo’s and headed out to the Interstate. When we got onto the Interstate traffic was a mess. We were shoulder riding through stopped traffic the whole way. Our lane was stopped dead and the other line was completely devoid of cars. That’s never a good sign. It means that both interstate lanes are blocked at the accident scene and traffic can’t proceed in either direction because the incident is blocking both lanes… either that or there’s gawkers in the other lane. Both aren’t good.

After a while of fighting traffic, fire arrived on scene and asked for our ETA before giving their scene size up.

“About a minute” was my reply.

We arrived on scene and found an image that is burned into my brain to this day. The vehicle, a half-ton white pickup truck, had obviously rolled multiple times coming to rest on its wheels perpendicular in the roadway with the passenger’s side facing the ambulance as we pulled up. The patient’s head and torso was hanging out of the passenger’s side window. The patient was face-down with his chest resting on the window about the level of his nipple line. I can still see the 6 inch wide streak of red dripping down onto the pavement from the patient down the passenger’s door. The red blood contrasted sharply against the dirty white paint of the truck.

We called on scene, hopped out of the ambulance, and grabbed our gear.

“He’s conscious and in a lot of pain” one of the firefighters told us as we approached the truck. I had NM stay outside of the truck as I crawled into the open driver’s side door.

The truck was a mess. Apparently the patient was a construction worker as evidenced by the amount of unsecured tools that had bounced around the truck as it rolled, impacting against the unsecured driver countless times and causing a lot of trauma. An open soda bottle had sprayed its contents all over the scene and the patient as well, giving everything a sugary sweet smell that comingled with the bitter smell of the blood that had splashed onto everything.

But that wasn’t what surprised me.

The patient was face down, hanging out the passenger’s side window. A bystander who identified her as a “nurse” had been supporting his shoulders, head, and neck which were outside the truck. Inside, I was shocked to find that his legs had been completely dislocated from the pelvis on down. It was grotesque. Every one of the joints in both of his legs had been dislocated and twisted. His feet pointed backwards, his knees rotated sideways with one being wrapped around the gear shift pointing oppositely from where it should be. His other was wrapped underneath him. Nothing was in anatomic position.

Gross.

And the patient… yea, he was awake and alert to feel all of this.

“Dispatch from Medic 74″ I said, urgently. “Send us the Helicopter. Blueberry Hill fire will be the LZ coordinator. LZ will be the Interstate. Traffic is completely blocked southbound from the scene.”

“Captain, I’m calling in the bird to transport. Can you land it on the roadway?”

“Sure thing” said the BHFD captain on scene, as he grabbed a crew to set up the landing zone.

“Hey NM, whatcha got up there?” I asked. He’d gotten vitals. The Pt was understandably tachycardic but he had a pretty good blood-pressure. Respirations were rapid and shallow. His o2 sat was 100% on the 15-litres-per-minute by non-rebreather mask that NM had put him on. He was in the process of putting the patient in a cervical collar when I asked.

So at this point I had pretty much no good ideas on how to get this guy out of the truck. His legs were just plain FUBAR’ed to use the term correctly. I couldn’t roll him onto his back with his legs the way they were and I couldn’t figure out a way to get them back into shape in the close quarters of the truck. I palpated down the length of the long bones in his legs and couldn’t feel anything that was broken other than the obvious joint dislocations. Finding distal pulses in the feet was pretty much out of the question with his thick boots on. On top of that, now the patient was beginning to actually feel the position he was in and was beginning to moan in pain.

“NM, any ideas on how we’re going to get this guy out from up there?” I asked.

“Aren’t you supposed to be here to figure that out?” was his reply.

After deliberating for a moment, I came up with a bright idea. I had the fire guys get our cot out with two backboards. My idea was to rest a backboard just underneath the passenger’s side window and slide the patient onto it, face down. His legs? Well… I figured that the damage had already been done to them and that since I would probably have to realign them anyway to restore distal circulation that I would just guide them out as they lifted and pulled him onto the backboard from the outside.

I recruited a wide-eyed EMT-Basic firefighter for the inside part of the plan.

“Here’s what I want to do y’all” I talk southern sometimes when I’se stressed.

“We’re going to sandwich him between two backboards. Y’all on the outside are going to lift and pull him onto a board face first. Me and this guy are going to guide him out from this side.” I calmly stated. “Everyone ready?”

“Um, you sure about this CK?” asked the wide-eyed FF/EMT-B. “Yea, you take this leg ‘cuz it’s not as bad. I’ll take (gulp) this one” I assured him.

“Sir?” I asked our conscious patient. “Get ready. There just isn’t any good w
ay to say this… it’s going to hurt a bit. You may want to take a deep breath.”

“Everybody ready? On the count of three. 1-2-3 go!”

They pulled and lifted and slid. The FF/EMT-B and I twisted and guided the rubbery legs around the gear shift and from under the seat. For his part, the patient uttered barely a whimper.

The legs, and this is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen a human body do, simply “rubber banded” back into position. It was fast and easy the way they just snapped back into place. Freaky like. The patient slid right onto the board and onto the cot.

I hopped out of the truck and over to the patient. We placed a backboard on his back, picked him up between both of them and rotated him into the correct position. I then went to the truck to set up IV lines and let NM stay there to continue packaging the patient.

I ran down two IV lines as they were bringing the patient into the ambulance. I could hear the helicopter landing in the distance.

“Make him naked” I told a FF/EMT-B from the Fire Dept. Using one of my trademarked lines as I tossed him my trauma shears. He did, and to my amazement his legs, save for some abrasions here and there, didn’t look too bad. He had strong pulses in both feet as well.

I completed a head-to-toe trauma assessment as NM popped in a 14gauge IV. The helicopter medic entered and got another 14 in his other arm. We gave our passdown to the flight crew, finished the packaging, trauma assessment, and IVs and handed the patient off to them. They had kept the engine running on the helicopter for a “hot load”.

I hate hot loads. Something about walking under the spinning main rotor blade of a helicopter gives me the willies. We did though, wheeled our cot under the blades to load the patient in the bird. The chopper took off in a cloud of dust, taking the patient the 5 minute flight to the level 1 trauma center.

“So, NM. Was it good for you?” I asked him as we started cleaning up our truck. It was just plain destroyed with all of the treatment we gave this guy. We cleared the scene unavailable and out of service to return to the base hospital to restock and decontaminate the truck.

“I think that I like trauma” NM said. See? Everybody likes a good trauma now and then.

After cleaning, restocking, and returning the truck to service at our base hospital which happened to be the level 1 trauma center where the patient came to, we checked in with the ER doc.

“Hey, how’d the patient turn out?” We asked.

“Not too bad, he’s already up on the floor” Doc answered.

“What’d you find with his legs?” I asked.

“Nothing. His legs were fine. Just the airway and facial trauma. That was pretty much it” He said.

What?? I told him what we had on scene. He was skeptical. He said that he hadn’t found anything with the guy’s legs at all and that they were fine when he checked them.

I never did get a chance to follow up with this guy. I don’t know what ever happened to him. It was pretty common back then with how busy we were, and even more common now with the HIPPA privacy act.

The firefighter I was talking to at the beginning of the story? I dunno what she said while I was in my own little world. Something about lunch?? Hmmm… speaking of which, I remember a time….

Socialized Medicine in the US – Everyone! Please read this and LOOK AT THE FREAKING CHART

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http://www.rollcall.com/issues/55_12/news/37125-1.html?type=printer_friendly

This article is from a congressional newsletter and has information presented by both sides. Please read it. Then e-mail it. Then link to it.

Thanks y’all.

The Current US Economy and EMS: An In-depth look at how this mess will affect 911 in your community

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The Emergency Medical Services industry is a plucky, hard-driven lot these days. We’re the healthcare safety net for every socioeconomic class. When the normal points of entry into the healthcare system fail to catch a disease process or when the unthinkable happens, calling 911 for an ambulance is the best option for most people. In fact, those that truly need us and can’t access us mostly die. Those that do access us enter into the most immediate and highly skilled acute care setting currently available. We catch the uninsured who can’t manage their chronic conditions through primary care. We catch the immediately injured trauma patients from falls and car accidents. We catch the tired, the poor, and the huddled masses with no one else to turn to. We catch the rich who think that 911 is the most direct route to care in the hospital. We treat the homeless in their boxes on the curbside. We treat the athletes who injure themselves on the field. We treat the uninsured small business owners who were so scared to go to a doctor for fear of the bill that they waited too long and their lives are in danger. We treat the naked drunks swigging tequila straight from the bottle while peeing into their shoe. We treat the scared elderly lady who may have taken too much of her medication regimen. We treat everyone, regardless of their ability to pay, in their time of perceived need.

And we’re stretched to our limit and something may have to give.

“Emergency Medical Services” or “EMS” systems are complex organizations made up of multiple players from different disciplines. Everyone knows the title “Paramedic”, some know the term “Emergency Medical Technician” or “EMT”, and some still occasionally utter the detestable term “Ambulance Driver” relegating today’s highly trained and equipped Paramedics to the level of yesterday’s pioneers who simply drove really fast in hearses borrowed from the local funeral home. In just about every community in the United States ambulances are just a phone call away. Almost everyone has access to the 911 system and almost everyone knows just who the first people they want to see at their side when the unthinkable happens. No one gives us a moment’s thought until that time though, and that may prove deadly as our country’s economic woes drag on. Ambulances, with their “duty to act” and care for anyone who calls for them anytime they call for whatever reason, rely on the Fee-for-Service model to pay their bills. Communities are generally mandated by law to provide for ambulance service within their jurisdiction and this creates a problem. The fee-for-service model relies only on income from billing those whom can pay only when the ambulance transports them to a destination. This leaves a large amount of time when the ambulance is in service but not occupied with a call, with at least two crew members on duty, when the ambulance service cannot recoup any fees for its time. Some communities supplement their services with tax dollars; however this model places a disproportionate burden on property-tax payers who demographically are not the ones who most call for ambulance services. The homeless, the transient, and the person just-driving-through-town don’t pay those property taxes but are entitled to the same level of service as the tax payers, whether they can pay the fee for service or not. Ambulance services have come to survive on these property tax revenues and insurance payments from those with insurance. While governmental organizations like Medicare and Medicaid do pay a highly discounted rate, usually paying several hundred dollars less than what is billed by the service and usually paying months after the transport occurred, they are not covering the true costs of treating their patients.

Industry experts are forecasting that the current US economy will hit the EMS industry very hard in the coming months. As factories and commercial entities close their doors, the people losing their jobs lose their employer-provided health insurance. This is a double-edged sword, because in addition to the former employees becoming newly uninsured, the shuttered facilities populating the tax plots are not pumping the industrial and commercial tax rates into the coffers that are the trickle of life into the ambulance services. That dwindling tax revenue is the small lifeline that keeps them in-service during the times when they are sitting idle, ready for the next call, or are transporting those who just cannot pay. Combine these facts with the fact that the now-uninsured people will begin to defer primary and preventative medical care until their chronic or non-diagnosed conditions become so severe that they must call an ambulance, placing yet another patient on the stretcher with no possible way to pay the bill.

We have a problem. Paramedics and EMTs have always done spectacular things with very little resources. Unfortunately, it looks like even the most dedicated and talented innovators in the Emergency Medical Services may not be able to solve this problem. Paramedics, the highest level of pre-hospital (or Field) medical provider are already woefully underpaid and in smaller communities, most acutely in the rural areas, they are already working close to and over 100 hours per week in most cases. Paramedics and EMTs have borne the burden of the overtaxed and underfunded EMS systems for the last few decades. By working for low wages and accepting forced overtime as a way of life in order to feed their families, they have kept the doors going up and the trucks going out of ambulance bases throughout the nation. Their dedication, and in my case, an addiction, to their work has kept the rest of us safe. Unfortunately, this tenuous system of depending on the altruistic tendencies of emergency medical providers is being hit by the economic collapse as well. For over a decade, there has been an acute paramedic shortage that has received far less press than the nursing shortage. In good part, this is caused by the long amount of schooling required to gain entry into the profession coupled by the low pay and long hours that forces the young, idealistic new paramedics to seek other careers that pay more substantially when they age and acquire things like families, mortgages, and responsibilities. Those that stay have gained a pseudo benefit from this shortage from the upward pressure on wages given by the law of supply and demand as well as the ample opportunities for them to take on second and third jobs (I have three).

However, that short-lived benefit is probably over. EMS professionals work in many capacities, some working only in part-time or “as needed” positions, and some working in strictly volunteer roles. Former full-time EMS professionals who left the profession for greener pastures seem to have been keeping their certifications up-to-date by completing the required continuing education. These people view their EMS licensure as marketable parts of their resumes and as their current non-EMS employers are facing layoffs and/or outright closings, these people are returning to reclaim their jobs in EMS. For the first time in many careers, EMS employers are seeing something they have never before witnessed: More applicants than there are positions. This is a sea change in most EMS organizations. Services have responded by hiring paramedics and EMTs to fill shifts that would regularly be covered by their current employees working built-in overtime. Consequently, the additional hours that the current paramedics depended on to swell their paychecks in place of higher wages have disappeared. Personally, my yearly salary has been halved and I am not alone. Without the upward pressure on wages caused by the former paramedic shortage, our wages will collapse. This puts the already vulnerable paramedics, who have highly-skilled jobs and who have been sacrificing themselves for their communities for years, at a real risk of poverty.

The public is largely unaware of what goes on in the back of an ambulance. An “Advanced Life Support”
or “ALS” ambulance is staffed by at least one paramedic and combines the care of an Emergency Room with the care of an Intensive Care Unit. Paramedics have the abilities to administer close to sixty emergency medications, perform limited emergency surgery skills, receive training in and perform the same Advanced Cardiac Life Support skills as physicians, and bring close to the first hour of emergency room care to wherever their patient happens to be. Paramedic training is college level education that takes almost four years of intensive class work to attain licensure and then takes well over one hundred hours of continuing education to maintain per licensure cycle. Basic Life Support, or “BLS” ambulances staffed by EMTs provide life-saving stabilization skills and front-line emergency medications for the most severe of medical emergencies. Both are your best friend when you need them. Most communities have realized cost-savings for little detriment by combining ALS resources with BLS resources, such as by staffing an ambulance with one Paramedic and one EMT, or by sending a Paramedic ambulance out with a BLS first-response unit. There are other models as well. The bigger cities tend to use all ALS resources, with Paramedics on fire apparatus responding with dual paramedic ambulance. While this is the model most favored by the firefighters’ union, ongoing research shows that this most-expensive method may actually prove detrimental to patient outcomes. Communities need to become familiar with how their ambulance service is being delivered, the companies or organizations that deliver it, and the capabilities that their ambulances have. A solution that works for one jurisdiction may not necessarily work for another. The public has to get involved because at this point, everything is at stake.

It is important to note that ambulances are not limited only to 911 emergency responses. Paramedics are experts in acute care and are the masters or mobile healthcare. Ambulances, by definition, move patients from point “A” to point “B”. These points need not always be from an emergency scene to the emergency room. A good deal of ambulance services provide non-emergency transportation services for patients too weak to travel by any other means. This may be to and from nursing homes for routine appointments, hospital discharges, or even to doctor’s appointments as well as for myriad other reasons. In urban areas, entire private ambulance companies use this as their sole mission. In smaller areas, the community ambulance services use these non-emergent transports as revenue generators to supplement their 911 emergency coverage. For the most part, these services are paid for by Medicare and Medicaid as the patients who are sick enough to need an ambulance as their sole mode of transportation are too sick to work and too sick to generate any income or to have insurance. For their part, Medicare and Medicaid do their best to deny and withhold whatever payment they may finally decide to pay and have created labyrinths of paperwork and forms that must be completed perfectly so that they will agree to be billed. Laws also exist to disallow ambulance providers from ever billing the patients directly if Medicare or Medicaid decides not to pick up the tab, leaving the ambulance service to eat the cost of the transport. In my ambulance, I have to obtain four separate signatures from every patient every time so that my employer can either bill the patient or their insurance, or submit the claim to Medicare/Medicaid. Ever try to convince an unconscious patient to sign their name? What about their panicked spouse? The government has placed the same regulations on the ambulances that it has on the hospitals and clinics. However, it doesn’t work in the pre-hospital environment. Where a hospital emergency room has the ability to provide clerical staff, I have to tend to my dying patient while convincing them to sign a form.

To answer this crisis, some communities have closed their own services and combined with neighboring communities. Some have privatized public services. Some have, like Columbus, OH have even considered the fallacy of downgrading their entire system from ALS to BLS. While I do not agree with Columbus’s proposal, I do agree that communities must seek out the most efficient way to provide EMS services for their community and some of those solutions are privately held. I would strongly caution against simply downgrading the already dismal wages paid to paramedics and EMTs but I would say that the answer may very well lie in asking Paramedics to take on more tasks and different roles. There is something to be learned from the UK model of the “Rapid Response Paramedic” and the “Emergency Care Practitioner”. These are specialized and higher-educated paramedics that respond to medical incidents with a higher-level of knowledge and responsibility than their ambulance paramedics. They could be considered the equivalent of our US “Physicians’ Assistant” (PA-C) or “Nurse Practitioner” (ARNP). These paramedics respond to the patient’s request, perform an assessment and diagnosis, and can refer patients to the most appropriate level of care for their condition. Sometimes the care is an emergent ambulance to an ER (or Accident & emergency) in the UK, sometimes it is a referral to the front of the line for their normal family doctor, and sometimes it is on-scene diagnosis and treatment for their condition. Currently, US paramedics cannot legally diagnose an illness. Even obvious fractures are given “Field Diagnoses” of “probable” fractures, even though they are treated the same way. Studies have shown that paramedics can reliably diagnose the presence of a spinal fracture and an acute heart attack with almost 100% accuracy being documented. Common medical conditions are routinely “field diagnosed” correctly by paramedics and definitive care is provided on scene to those patients, with either the patient signing off “against medical advice” or being given a quick ride to the ER to be “blessed” by the ER physician and quickly discharged to home. I cannot even count how many times I have “sweetened” a diabetic patient with low blood sugar by starting an IV, administering sugar through the IV thereby fixing their immediate problem, and then allowing the patient to sign a refusal of ambulance transport form. It’s been in the thousands. In most cases, since I cannot legally “diagnose” the patient’s condition, my service cannot bill the patient for the care. The current laws only allow us to bill for transporting the patient to the ER. These treatments are free for the patient and are very expensive for our service.

If paramedics were allowed to make legal medical diagnoses, devise and follow treatment plans, and either “Treat and Release” patients or refer them to more appropriate medical care other than the ER when medically appropriate, they could make a massive difference in the overall cost of healthcare nationwide. The ER is the most expensive form of healthcare. When medically appropriate, it is life saving. However, with more and more people turning to the ER for primary health care, the system is overburdened to the breaking point. If you’ve ever attempted to seek care at even a mid-size city’s ER for a serious but not-life-threatening medical condition, you’ve experienced the hours-long wait time for care. By allowing Paramedics to diagnose, treat, and determine the most medically appropriate treatment path for patients we could alleviate the congestion, defer minor medical problems to less-costly but still appropriate medical care, and fix small problems right on the street. Imagine that an ALS ambulance responds to a 30 something male patient with the common complaint of “difficulty breathing”. The paramedics would listen to the patient’s lung sounds, take his vital signs, check his blood oxygen level, and would probably even attach the patient to a heart monitor to rule out a cardiac problem. As it stands now, the paramedics would determine the appropriate treatments for the patient and perform them. Imagine that the p
atient had a simple case of bronchitis. The paramedics might give a breathing treatment and transport the patient to the ER where he would most probably be released with a prescribed inhaler and an appropriate antibiotic. However, if the paramedics could do the same thing in the patient’s residence, they would have saved whoever is paying for the patient’s medical care thousands of dollars.

This would require some changes in the system that some in the industry will not be comfortable with. First, paramedic education would have to be fundamentally altered to require a degree (which it currently does not) and more classes would have to be added. Secondly, the legal status of the profession would have to be changed. Insurance companies and other payers will have to work with the industry to develop fee-schedules for paramedic care. Laws would have to be changed to alter the paramedics’ scope of practice. I believe that it is worth it to realize the immense cost savings and also that insurance companies will jump at the chance to realize these overall savings, even if it means increasing monies paid to ambulance services. Paramedics’ responsibilities, and remuneration, would subsequently rise.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The economy has challenges in store for the Emergency Medical Services. However, there is a bright spot on the horizon. EMS has languished over the last decade under the control of those with political agendas. The people returning to EMS or coming to full-time EMS that have worked in other private sector industries are bound to bring their various expertise and experience to EMS. I don’t believe that they will accept the status quo and will break through the current barriers holding our profession back.

Then we can move about the real work of our profession, which is caring for everyone whenever and wherever they need us.

The current US economy and EMS – An unexplored potential

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I’m not one to be consumed by doom-and-gloom type news stories on the state of the economy. I firmly believe that in most cases macroeconomic forces do not generally affect the pocketbooks of individuals. A wise man once said that if you choose not to participate in an economic downturn and instead innovate, strive, and meet all challenges head-on you can and will thrive in any economy.

But this particular time in our history seems to have gotten me down lately, as you can see from some of my past posts which are included in this one. Read this one for the message though, it’s important.

See also “Why Does Being a Paramedic Seem So Worthless” and then please come back to this one.

There is starting to be quite a bit written in the trade journals and big online sites regarding how the economic collapse will affect EMS and the ambulance industry overall. It has been said by others, and I believe it too, that as people lose their jobs and therefore their employer-provided health insurance they are going to be less likely to seek out expensive primary care and will default more to the 911 system and the ER when their condition worsens to the point where they cannot manage. This will affect the EMS system twofold: First, with increased call volumes as people depend more on the healthcare safety net that is the EMS system; and second as more of these patients who have lost their health insurance will not be able to afford to pay for their ambulance care. More of these people will be self pay. Combine that with the already minuscule reimbursement rates from programs like Medicare and Medicaid coupled with the increased demands placed on them by uninsured and unemployed people who now qualify for these programs and we have a real problem on our hands.

With personal finance issues, as coached by excellent books such as “Rich Dad, Poor Dad” by Robert Kyosaki (which you should go to your local bookstore and buy right now if you haven’t) I believe that financial health is increased by creating multiple streams of revenue to swell your pocketbook. Most EMS people, at least in my neck of the woods, do this already by working a full-time and a part-time job. I have three jobs and also support my revenue streams by taking on database projects, MS Excel problem-solving (E-mail me! J
proems1@yahoo.com) and by those nifty Google AdSense ads you see on this blog in a few places. Some people build revenue generating assets, like rental property or by holding instruments that gain value over time. I’m not a financial professional (“never take financial advice from a poor paramedic” is the first thing they teach you in Stockbroker school) so don’t take my advice as such.

I keep hinting that I will write a post about EMS obtaining more revenue streams, stay tuned. I believe that the “fee for service” model for EMS has failed and will write about it soon.

However, there is another phenomenon within this economic downturn that I haven’t seen anyone address as of yet. It involves the fact that when EMS people reach a certain age and age in the profession they tend to gather houses, families, and responsibilities. They realize at that point (and I’m there, don’t you doubt) that their love of the profession is outweighed by their need to increase their income. A lot of them leave the profession for jobs with shorter hours and bigger paychecks. A lot of them further their education beyond the EMS certification level to the degree level that will launch them into a new career. In addition, in smaller communities with volunteer services or with services that allow people to work part-time there are EMS people who work full-time in other industries. It is a tragedy for an experienced EMS professional to leave the field, but it has become an unfortunate rite of passage for many.

See Also: “The Profession that is EMS” – And then please come back, I’m getting to a point soon, I promise.

These people in other industries that hold EMS credentials and have maintained them since leaving a full-time EMS job, downsizing to a part-time or volunteer only role, or have never worked full-time but are credentialed volunteers are losing their jobs. I know five licensed EMTs that worked good-paying jobs in other industries that lost their jobs to layoffs or outright closings.

Newsflash to some: These people view their EMS certifications as marketable credentials on their resumes. They are applying for EMS jobs in droves. For the first ten years of my career there had always been a paramedic shortage. The rules have changed, and people are flocking to open EMS positions in droves. The paramedic shortage has ended. This is a game-changer. Where in the past, dismal compensation for EMS people had at least been buoyed by the law of supply and demand pushing wages higher in the face of a limited workforce, the future does not look like it will have the same rules.

Does this kill our wages? Does the coming overabundance of EMS people drastically lower our wages, making our jobs truly “a-dime-a-dozen”? Look at all of the minimum wage positions you know. They all share one thing in common: low barriers to entry. McDonalds’ Restaurants employ people whose only qualifications are a nice smile and/or the ability to get to work on time. They make minimum wage. Our industry’s barrier to entry? An 8 week EMT-B class. Paramedic school is much harder and longer, but is certainly achievable by someone who could manage a restaurant or do some other like job with the requisite cognitive abilities. People see our industry as stable and almost recession-proof because people will always become ill and get injured. They’re right… but it’s no fun if we’re making as much as the guy who flips our hamburgers.

Don’t panic. As the eternal optimist I actually see a benefit to the above. While our wages could drastically deflate overnight (not that they could go much lower), there is a big potential for benefit here. The people who have stayed in the profession have generally been able to do so for a few reasons: They were promoted into a management role that pays better than the Street Medics make. They bought and/or founded a service and make income off of company profits. Or, they just aren’t cut out to do anything else in life for um, whatever reason. These people are who are running the industry in most areas of the country folks, and some of them are intelligent, dedicated, and consummate professionals who truly care and strive for excellence. Some of them are the other kind. Who do you know more of?

When people who have deep experience in other industries, have solid educational credentials, and have experience and knowledge regarding how business really works reenter the profession and find the current state of EMS I’m willing to bet they get mad. Then, I’ll bet that they begin to work to change it. These returning EMS people have the potential to breathe new life into a stagnating profession. Their ideas gained from experience in other areas will bring vibrancy and rejuvenation to an industry ran by people whose only qualifications and ideas come from EMS classes.

Folks, this is our “Bailout” and it brings me a combined sense of terror and optimism (“Terroptimism” Hey! I coined a phrase!). No matter what happens, I never see the collapse of EMS in our future. We’re vital and are ingrained into the fabric of our society. There may be dark times ahead, but it is always darkest before the dawn.

I see a coming renaissance. How about you?

Six Tricks You Can Use Today to Improve Your EMS Narrative Report

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The EMS narrative report is the most information-rich part of the EMS patient care report. As I've said before, (here and here), the EMS narrative is the part of the EMS report that provides the most information in a way that humans can actually digest. Unfortunately, there are a lot of EMS people out there that still don't quite "get it" when writing their EMS narratives. Here are some useful tips and tricks that you can start using today that will improve your EMS narratives and improve your overall patient care.

 
  1. You made decisions on the call. Put in the information you used to make them -Every patient's outcome could be directly attributed to your actions and the care that you gave to them. Remember that deciding to give one form of care over another is a decision that you must make with your clinical judgment. Put the information that you used to make the decisions you made in the report. For example, if the patient had Wolf-Parkinson-White syndrome and it was causing a narrow-complex tachyarrhythmia with a ramp-up in the PR interval showing pre-excitation syndrome and you chose to used synchronized cardioversion over adenosine because of it, well then you should probably provide that information in the narrative.
  2. Remember that you're painting a picture with your words – Imagine yourself reading this report several years down the road, perhaps because the patient has sued you and/or your service, or perhaps because your care is being reviewed. In both cases, you won't remember the call clearly because it will have blended in with so many others. You will be held responsible for the content of the report and only the stuff that you wrote in the report will be allowed into court. Be descriptive. Look at the following sentences:

     

    1. "Pt's left lower leg was found to have a fracture below the knee. Fracture splinted in place with pillow splint and tape"

       

    2. "Assessment of Pt's left lower leg showed a probable angulated fracture of the tibia/fibula below the knee. Distal circulation was found to be slowed but present with capillary refill approx. 7 seconds with no palpable pedal pulses and colder skin distally. Unable to straighten Fx due to severe pain and resistance to manipulation. Fracture splinted in place with pillow splint and tape due to the above.

     

    Which one of those sentences tells your medical director more information? Which one of those sentences shows that you're a competent medical provider? Which one of those sentences would you rather base your legal defense off of if the patient decides to sue you for loss of function in their foot? The second one took me 12.4 seconds more to write, but could save years of headaches. It clearly states that you found the injury on assessment (ie, that you didn't cause it) and that you attempted to, but could not restore distal circulation within the scope of field care, and that you did the best you could to take care of it.

 
 
 
  1. Organize the order of information – High school Freshman English teaches students that the way to write a proper essay is the "at least three paragraph" method (I think, because I was sleeping by then, mostly). My teacher taught me (and it was an um, not too long time ago? How many reunions has it been?) the "Tell them what you're going to tell them. Tell them. Then tell them what you told them method" this roughly translates into the "Introductory paragraph", the "body paragraph", and the "Conclusion". A Simple, one-page Freshman essay in three easy steps. In EMS reporting we probably won't often go into three paragraphs (even I don't) but we can use the SOAP (Subjective, Objective, Assessment, treatment Plan) or the chronological methods to organize the information. To put the above all simply, if you're going to say: "Patient was found to have a 3 inch laceration above his eye" don't put it right after the sentence "Patient was complaining of pain above his sphincter"…. It could cause confusion.
  2. Take a few moments to plan what you're going to write - Let's just say that if you're an EMT you're probably no Dave Barry when it comes to writing ability. Therefore you probably cannot just sit down and plop out whatever pops into your head onto the computer screen just like that. Heck, I'm a trained EMS blogger and I can't even do it. Reflect upon the call in your mind before you write the narrative, remember important events and observations. Think about how you want to tell the story to your reader.
  3. Think about documentation during the call – There are certain tools, assessment findings, and procedures in EMS, and any medical practice, that exist only for the purpose of providing fodder for documentation. No, I don't believe that the numerical reading on a pulse-ox exists solely for placing within a patient care report, but I give oxygen whenever I think that their clinical presentation warrants it (or if I just feel like it) However, it's great for documenting in your vital sign trends. Think about it this way, when you come across the unconscious/unknown and get a history and physical assessment that points towards hypoglycemia confirmed by a glucometer reading of 20mg/dl and you're a paramedic (or an Intermediate) you "sweeten them up" with an amp or so of D-50. What do you do next? After the med takes affect you probably recheck the glucose reading to confirm that it worked… so you can write it in your narrative report. You probably also state that the patient became alert and oriented x 3, had return of color, and had good vital signs. There are plenty of these data points to remember. Be mindful of them and they will find your way into your reports, creating great documentation.
  4. Do I really have to say it? Really? Still? – Maybe it's because I'm no good at math so English has to be my "thing" by default… but I hammer people for grammar (I rhymed there, see? Grammar is fun!) The first and best way to get people reading you to think that you are an idiot is to pepper your writing with spelling and grammatical errors. It makes you look dumb. There, I said it. Please pay attention and try to do the best you can with your documentation. Really. Spell check and proofreading are your friends. Go back and read what you wrote. If you wouldn't want your doctor documenting your care record like you just documented your patient's, fix it. Enlist the aid of your partner and get them to proofread it too. Who knows, you may find something that you missed altogether.

EMS documentation doesn't have to be hard, It doesn't have to be tedious, and it certainly doesn't have to be done poorly to save time. Build your narrative structure and style and improve it over time. Before too long, with your work and the help of others, you will be writing quality narratives that will serve your legal butt and your patient's health well.

For more information, please read the following information on the EMS narrative report, SOAP charting, EMS Charting, and EMS Patient Care Reports.

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Shoutout to EpiJunky

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EpiJunkie over at PinkWarmandDry wrote a post summarizing her thoughts and feelings as she watched one of her patients die in front of her during the whole M. Jackson thing.

Really, she sums it up exceptionally well.

My thoughts on the MJ thing are this. Who cares? People die all the time. Some deserve to moreso than others. Yes, that’s pretty callous… but the media doesn’t celebrate the lives of the people who they should. I’ve had good friends pass over the years, we all have. There were around 600 people at my father’s funeral (in a town of 400 people) and we didn’t even have media coverage. He was the small town fire chief and had spent his life helping his community and saving others. MJ sang some catchy songs.

I know that the media isn’t in touch any more, but the MJ thing illustrates just how out of touch with reality that they are.

She says it better than I do: http://pinkwarmdry.com/blog/2009/07/my-reality/

Why does being a Paramedic seem so worthless sometimes?

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This isn’t a happy post.

I love EMS and love being a paramedic. I love the job, love taking care of the patients, and love the challenge, excitement, and challenge. I’ve always said that EMS is an abusive, co-dependent relationship for me. I need it and really, I’ve always thought that it kind of needs me too… But as I’ve hinted at here on the blog before, it’s hard to pay the bills on the salary that a Midwestern paramedic makes in a small community. We can work well over a hundred hours per week, can hone our skills as much as we’d like, and can save lives and alleviate as much suffering as one person can handle, but it isn’t enough to put a full tank of gas in our car every time we need to fill up and also to afford cable television. Heaven forbid that we don’t take our lunches to work or want to take our wives out to a nice dinner.

The service that I work for has a cardiac arrest survival rate of between 40-60% (yes! www.callandpump.org) We have advanced protocols, work with a lot of autonomy in the field, effortlessly switch between 911 response and critical care transports, and maintain a 3-5 minute response time anywhere in our community. I carry a critical care reference in my pocket, have to study to keep up with the new changes in our protocols (Coming soon: Field-initiated Therapeutic Hypothermia), and regularly work with physicians to determine the best course of treatment during long-distance critical care transport. Ever maintained a vent, conscious sedation, and 4 drips for an hour-long transport? I do, a lot, and I barely make enough to cover lunch for my trouble.

What other healthcare profession would put up with this? Seriously… I mean, are paramedics worthless?

According to Salary.com here are some job titles and pay ranges for comparable healthcare positions in my town:

Job Title – (percentage of income levels on the right)

10th %

25th %

75th %

90th %

Paramedic (EMT-P)

$29,659

$34,112

$44,181

$48,896

EMT (EMT-B)

$22,285

$25,396

$32,810

$36,449

Registered Nurse (Staff RN)

$49,911

$55,582

$67,474

$72,629

Resp. Therapist (RRT)

$48,129

$51,740

$60,200

$64,292

Radiology Tech. (X-ray Tech)

$39,030

$42,743

$51,168

$55,125

Police Officer

$33,661

$41,185

$58,338

$66,432

High School Teacher

$31,479

$41,345

$61,293

$69,588

HVAC Mechanic

$28,971

$34,026

$46,467

$52,739

Fast Food Cook

$13,013

$15,352

$21,257

$24,294

Security Guard (unarmed)

$21,809

$25,479

$33,272

$36,698

The Median household income in the Zip Code queried is $43,408

So, there are four job titles that make less than paramedics up there, one of them is the EMT-Basic (and that’s a given), the others are the “fast food cook”, “HVAC Mechanic”, and the “Security Guard”. The RN and the RRT (almost) start higher on the bottom scale than the Paramedic’s top income level. A Police Officer, who by definition works for a governmental agency is lower on the above scale than the RN, RRT, and X-Ray Tech, but tops out higher than everyone but the teacher, RN and the RRT. In addition, the Police Officer has a career advancement ladder and benefits including retirement, healthcare, and other benefits. I just got a high-deductable healthcare policy after I found out that I have no sick time. In addition, I’m close to 10% on the above scale.

I thought about writing this post after a good friend of mine who is a HVAC (Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning) Tech told me that he was pretty tired after working last week. He said that he had put in 62 hours and got a WEEKLY paycheck that is more than my biweekly paycheck for working OVER 100 HOURS PER WEEK. He’s a great guy, and he works hard and deserves his money. I’m not saying that he isn’t worth everything he gets. However, last week I saved two lives (Had two “Snatch life from the jaws of death calls”) and took some complicated medical issues in the back of my truck. I taught new EMTs and EMT-Ps and took care of everyone I had contact with to the very best of my ability. I’ve also had some years of college and carry a medical license. Look at the job titles up there. There’s a few of them that can kill people if they have a bad day, however it’s debatable if any of them have more responsibility than a paramedic.

There’s some other information that we can draw from the above scale. There are ten job titles up there. Broken down further:

Minimum Entry-Level Educational level

Certificate

Assoc. Deg.

Bachelors Deg.

Higher

Paramedic (EMT-P)

X

EMT (EMT-B)

X

Registered Nurse (Staff RN)

X

Resp. Therapist (RRT)

X

Radiology Tech. (X-ray Tech)

X

Police Officer

X

High School Teacher

X

HVAC Mechanic

X

Fast Food Cook

X

Security Guard (unarmed)

X

Mid-Career Educational level

Certificate

Assoc. Deg.

Bachelors Deg.

Higher

Paramedic (EMT-P)

X

EMT (EMT-B)

X

Registered Nurse (Staff RN)

X

Resp. Therapist (RRT)

X

Radiology Tech. (X-ray Tech)

X

Police Officer

X

High School Teacher

X

HVAC Mechanic

X

Fast Food Cook

X

Security Guard (unarmed)

X

High-End Educational level

Certificate

Assoc. Deg.

Bachelors Deg.

Higher

Paramedic (EMT-P)

X

EMT (EMT-B)

X

Registered Nurse (Staff RN)

X

Resp. Therapist (RRT)

X

Radiology Tech. (X-ray Tech)

X

Police Officer

X

High School Teacher

X

HVAC Mechanic

X

Fast Food Cook

X

Security Guard (unarmed)

X

The above standards aren’t based upon statistics, and I can’t find where to get accurate, verifiable information on that. However, from my personal knowledge of the above career types through friends and acquaintances that are in the above professions, this is as close as I can get. I could infer that every EMT-B advances to the paramedic level when wanting to advance their career however some communities only have an EMT-B response and there is no reason for some EMS people to attain the paramedic certification. (Really, why would they when they can make more as any other profession with like educational standards) It is interesting that there are progressive career levels for higher educational levels in the other career paths, but not for EMS people.

Are paramedics worthless? Or are we keeping ourselves down? Is there a reason that our salaries are so low?

I think that it is because the public doesn’t know what we do, nor have they been made to care. In my community, the taxpayers pay a minuscule amount to the ambulance service compared to the Fire Department, Police Department, Street Department, Sanitation Department, and pretty much everything else. Is it because the public doesn’t care?

I don’t think so. I think that as a profession, we accept the offensive compensation because we love the job so much. We accept it, and then work for the services that pay us this because there are no viable market alternatives. Unions have made inroads in improving our pay… but at what cost to the true calling of the profession?

EMS 2.0 needs new revenue sources to provide value to our profession. EMS 2.0 needs market valuation for paramedical skills commensurate with our true worth. EMS 2.0 needs people who are willing to become true professionals and hold ourselves to stringent professional standards. EMS 2.0 needs paramedics and EMTs willing to rise to the challenge, and unwilling to accept where we’ve found ourselves.

Are we worthless?


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